Mortal Jokes
57 mortal jokes and hilarious mortal puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mortal that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Discover how the world of Mortal Kombat creates deathly humor and how this hilarity can prove to be mortal. Read on to explore the ways that subtle, worldly humor can be found in the midst of death.
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Funniest Mortal Short Jokes
Short mortal jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mortal humour may include short deadly jokes also.
- Pablo Escobar was being informed on by local children. Mortally wounded by police gunfire, his last words to them were: "I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you Medellín kids"
- Why are priests from Finland so good at Mortal Kombat? They're especially well-versed in Finnish hymns.
- Fun Fact: The Mortal Kombat theme was actually inspired by an old european song of praise. It was a Finnish hymn.
- What do you call a religious song from Helsinki that describes the end of a Mortal Kombat match? A Finnish Hymn
- Mortal Kombat Did you know mortal kombat is based on an old nordic folk song?
Well it's technically a Finnish hymn - The Mortal Kombat theme song Was adapted from an old Scandinavian church song.
It's a Finnish Hymn. - Did you know Mortal Kombat is based off a scandinavian church song? It was called Finnish Hymn.
- I once attended a sermon at a church in Finland. The congregation must have been huge Mortal Kombat fans because they were singing a Finnish hymn.
- Did you know Mortal Kombat was actually based on an old Scandinavian worship song? A Finnish Hymn.
- My girlfriend told me she loses Mortal Kombat matches on purpose. She said it's the only time I finish her.
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Mortal One Liners
Which mortal one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mortal? I can suggest the ones about lethal and deceased.
- I tried to buy a Mortal Kombat soundtrack. All I could find were Finnish Hymns.
- What does a church in Helsinki have in common with Mortal Kombat? Finnish Hymn!!
- Did you know Mortal Kombat was based on an old Scandinavian song? A Finnish hymn.
- I'm thinking of starting a marsupial fighting championship I'll call it mortal wombat
- What do you call an abortion in the world of Mortal Kombat? A Fetality.
- What do you call a crazy marsupial that loves fights to the death? Mortal Wombat
- What's Chris Brown's favourite game? Mortal Kombat Ex
- What does a Mortal Kombat character look for most in a partner? PERSONALITY!
- What is the pit in Mortal Kombat 2 made out of? Kahn-crete.
- Zeus Cast Down A Sacred Pile of Cloth for Mere Mortals to Sleep On Mortals: Holy Sheet!
- What is it called when drunk Scottish people fight? Mortaled Kombat...
- What do you call two drunk Geordies fighting? Mortal Kombat.
- You mama is so ugly... Even Scorpion from Mortal Combat says: "Stay over there!"
- Mortal Kombat was originally called 'Ways Chuck Norris Can Kill You'.
- Your momma so ugly her face is used as an x ray in mortal kombat X.
Mortal Kombat Jokes
Here is a list of funny mortal kombat jokes and even better mortal kombat puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I just found out my favorite arcade game used Christian music from the 1800s Finland in the background. Yeah. Mortal Kombat used Finnish Hymns
- Best yo momma joke? Your momma so ugly when she plays Mortal Kombat scorpion says "stay over there"
- A Mortal Kombat character walks into a store.. Employee: "Finding everything okay, sir?"
Character: "Yes, I'm just Lui Kang." - I heard that the new Mortal Kombat boasted Scandinavian music... More specifically they plan to add a Finnish Hymn.
- Why do people always talk about gaming on politics subs? Also, can anyone tell me why Mortal Kombat: Ultra isn't on Steam?
- The main character from the Mortal Kombat games walks into a shop The shopkeeper asks him, "Can I help you find anything?"
And he says, "No thanks. I'm just Liu Kang." - Went to the local videogame shop to buy my nephew a decent fighting game for christmas... Tried to find mortal kombat but they were all Tekken.
- Why is Mortal Kombat X popular among SJWs? Because it has the Block Button.
*cue the flames* - Your mother is so ugly..... That when she fought Scorpion in Mortal Kombat, he yelled, "Get over there!"
- You know you have been playing Mortal Kombat too much when You tell your girlfriend finish him
Please don't Yell at me if I did something wrong, This is my first posting
Heartwarming Mortal Jokes that Make You Laugh
What funny jokes about mortal you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean mortuary jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mortal pranks.
TIL that for release in Finland, the original Mortal Kombat had to be censored in an unusual way. Censors were fine with the gore, but insisted the music be replaced with traditional Christian songs.
FINNISH HYMN!!!
An Easter joke.
A priest was arguing with a rabbi.
"What is great in our religion", says the priest, "is that there is room for advancement. A humble village priest can become a bishop, an archbishop, a cardinal, who knows?, maybe even the Pope!"
The rabbi answers: "What about the Almighty? Can he become the Almighty?"
"Certainly not!", responds the priest, "what a sacrilegious thought! No mere mortal man can aspire to become the Almighty!"
The rabbi retorts: "One of our boys made it!"
The god Thor is bored one day and decided to try out having s**... with a mortal woman...
He heads down to earth and finds a beautiful young woman. Pouring on the charm, he convinces her to go to bed with him. He goes back to her place and enjoys her in every possible way, absolutely plowing her with all his god-like strength and endurance. 7 hours later, he rolls off. She's laying there, gasping and panting, shaking, and exhausted from the most incredible s**... she's ever had in her life. She can't even speak. All she can do is s**... his chest with a trembling hand. He understands her point, though. He was amazing.
"I've got a confession to make," he says. "I'm actually Thor."
"You're thor!? I'm tho thor, I won't be able to thit down for a week!
How many of Shakespeare's characters does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three. One to change the lightbulb, one to contemplate how a lightbulb is as mortal as any human, and one to spend the afternoon debating whether to m**... his uncle.
Two mortal enemies get lost in the desert...
Two mortal enemies get lost in the desert. "It's all your fault!" Guy #1 says. "No, it's all your fault!" Guy #2 says. Suddenly, guy #1 finds a genie lamp. The genie appears, and says, "I can grant each of you one wish.". Guy #1 says, "I want 2x what he gets!". "Very well, what is your wish, Guy #2?" The genie asked. Guy #2 grinned, and says, "I want to be beaten half to death!"
Death comes to take an old man
He knocks at his door and the old man opens it. Death tells him "I am here to rid you of your problems mortal". "Alright" says the man and shouts for his wife to hear "Get up. There is someone here looking for you".
A man rubs a lamp and a genie pops out and grants him a wish.
Genie: What is it you wish for mortal?
Man: Well, I'd like to stop second guessing myself all the time.
Genie: Really?, Is that what you really want to wish for?
Man: Hey, its my wish so I get to-...Heyy!
Thor Son of Odin
Came down to Earth and met a woman.
They had the best time in bed for a week straight.
Weeks later he was telling his Dad about the fun,
Odin told Thor that he must tell her the truth about him,
as not to let her expect that from mortal men.
Thor went back to the woman and confessed
I AM THOR, SON OF ODIN he said.
You're Thor , she replied. I'm so thor I can't even pith .
A vampire offers his mortal friend a glass of blood
His friend says "No thanks, that stuff goes right through me"
In life, you never have to worry about parking...
you always have the visitor spot.
This is my joke. Don't hurt me. We're all mortal here.
