Morse Jokes

Humoristic puns and funny pick up lines

Scientist: We've successfully taught a dog Morse code!

Dog: [taps paw]

Me: What did it say??

Scientist: "Woof."

A Scientist is with his peer

The peer asks the scientist, "What are you working on?"

The scientist says, "Its amazing. I taught a dog how to communicate to humans with morse code!"

The two walk down the hall to see the dog and the scientist gives the dog a command. The dogs taps his paw on the ground with intervals of time creating letters in morse code.

The peer says, "What is he saying?"

The scientist says, "Woof."

My wife didn't finish her Morse code lessons before going sailing.

She seems to alright though she keeps sending me messages to send her an SMS but I haven't got a reply yet.

Homie: Do you know how to write "s" in morse code?

Me: ...

I was walking past a construction site and the guy hammering on the roof called me a paranoid little weirdo... morse code.

[Credit goes to Emo Phillips]

So I saw a truck called 'The Morse Deliverers' reversing yesterday,

For some reason it just kept on saying 'S'

I was walking by a house the other day that was being worked on and the guy hammering on the roof called me a paranoid little weirdo.

In Morse Code.

When you f**k up a coded message and have to send it again

Re morse

I just heard a woodpecker call me a paranoid...

.... in morse code.

Got a morse code message the other day: DASH, DASH DASH, DASH DASH, DASH DOT.

It was a loss at sea.

What kinds of books are written in Morse code?

Well there's a bit of everything for those who enjoy some light reading.

What did Samuel Morse say when he finished building his sexy, new telegraph transmitter?

"I'd tap that!"

What are the funniest morse jokes of all time?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking about Morse? Well, here are the best Morse puns to laugh out loud. Crazy and funny Morse pick up lines to share with friends.


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