Morse Jokes

Funniest Morse Short Jokes

Short morse jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The morse humour may include short refer jokes also.

1. Scientist: We've successfully taught a dog morse code! Dog: [taps paw]
   Me: What did it say??
   Scientist: "Woof."
2. My wife didn't finish her Morse code lessons before going sailing. She seems to alright though she keeps sending me messages to send her an SMS but I haven't got a reply yet.
3. So I saw a truck called 'The Morse Deliverers' reversing yesterday, For some reason it just kept on saying 'S'
4. Telegraph Operators once complained to Morse how some of his codes were confusing and needs to be revised. But he had no remorse.
5. Kim Jong Un released a statement today I don't know what it said it must've been Morse code, all it said was *beep* *beep* *beep* *beeeeeep*
6. Got a morse code message the other day: DASH, DASH DASH, DASH DASH, DASH DOT. It was a loss at sea.
7. What kinds of books are written in Morse code? Well there's a bit of everything for those who enjoy some light reading.
8. I felt so bad about what happened that I sent two telegrams apologizing. I guess I had to express my re-morse.
9. My life completely changed after I learned Morse Code. To me, "life" just became a series of dots and dashes.
10. Before telephones were invented, fighting couples would actually make up over telegraph. But first they had to learn re-Morse code.

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Morse One Liners

Which morse one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with morse? I can suggest the ones about coded and telegraph.

1. Homie: Do you know how to write "s" in morse code? Me: ...
2. "How do you spell "S" in Morse code?" "..."
   "Fine then, keep your secrets."
3. What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes? Re-morse code
4. How did the cryptographer tell his wife he was sorry again? Re-morse code.
5. What Do You Call An Apology Written Only In Dots & Dashes ? Re-morse code
6. I wrote an apology to my friend in dots and dashes I called it a re-morse code
7. I just heard a woodpecker call me a paranoid... .... in morse code.
8. Morse code be like: ..-. ..- -.-. -.- -.-- --- ..-
   *morse code noises*
9. I've been told the telegraph operator who repeats himself Has re-morse.
10. Two Nerds who speak Morse code walk into a bar Beep beep beep, Am I right?
11. Why cant we interpret what frogs are saying? They only speak in Morse-toad!
12. When you f**k up a coded message and have to send it again Re morse
13. . - = -.. --- - -.. .- ... .... Morse code s**... at punctuation

Morse Code Jokes

Here is a list of funny morse code jokes and even better morse code puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• A student makes a mistake on his Morse Code exam... ...but he refused to correct it, showing no re-Morse.
• An awful row has broken out at the morse code convention... Delegates are prepared to draw a line under it, then a dot then another line
• Friday afternoon I'm walking home from school and I'm watching some men build a new house. The guy hammering the house called me a paranoid little w**.... In Morse code.
• I was walking by a house the other day that was being worked on and the guy hammering on the roof called me a paranoid little w**.... In Morse Code.

Humorous Morse Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life

What funny jokes about morse you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean moderator jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make morse pranks.