Morse Code Jokes
35 morse code jokes and hilarious morse code puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about morse code that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Quick Jump To
Funniest Morse Code Short Jokes
Short morse code jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The morse code humour may include short coding jokes also.
- Scientist: We've successfully taught a dog Morse code! Dog: [taps paw]
Me: What did it say??
Scientist: "Woof." - My wife didn't finish her Morse code lessons before going sailing. She seems to alright though she keeps sending me messages to send her an SMS but I haven't got a reply yet.
- Telegraph Operators once complained to Morse how some of his codes were confusing and needs to be revised. But he had no remorse.
- Kim Jong Un released a statement today I don't know what it said it must've been Morse code, all it said was *beep* *beep* *beep* *beeeeeep*
- Got a morse code message the other day: DASH, DASH DASH, DASH DASH, DASH DOT. It was a loss at sea.
- What kinds of books are written in Morse code? Well there's a bit of everything for those who enjoy some light reading.
- My life completely changed after I learned Morse Code. To me, "life" just became a series of dots and dashes.
- Before telephones were invented, fighting couples would actually make up over telegraph. But first they had to learn re-Morse code.
- A student makes a mistake on his Morse Code exam... ...but he refused to correct it, showing no re-Morse.
- An awful row has broken out at the morse code convention... Delegates are prepared to draw a line under it, then a dot then another line
Share These Morse Code Jokes With Friends
Morse Code One Liners
Which morse code one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with morse code? I can suggest the ones about coded messages and code.
- Homie: Do you know how to write "s" in morse code? Me: ...
- "How do you spell "S" in Morse code?" "..."
"Fine then, keep your secrets." - What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes? Re-morse code
- How did the cryptographer tell his wife he was sorry again? Re-morse code.
- What Do You Call An Apology Written Only In Dots & Dashes ? Re-morse code
- I wrote an apology to my friend in dots and dashes I called it a re-morse code
- I just heard a woodpecker call me a paranoid... .... in morse code.
- Morse code be like: ..-. ..- -.-. -.- -.-- --- ..-
*morse code noises* - Two Nerds who speak Morse code walk into a bar Beep beep beep, Am I right?
- When you f**k up a coded message and have to send it again Re morse
- . - = -.. --- - -.. .- ... .... Morse code s**... at punctuation
Cheerful Fun Morse Code Jokes for Lovely Laughter
What funny jokes about morse code you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sign language jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make morse code pranks.
A Scientist is with his peer
The peer asks the scientist, "What are you working on?"
The scientist says, "Its amazing. I taught a dog how to communicate to humans with morse code!"
The two walk down the hall to see the dog and the scientist gives the dog a command. The dogs taps his paw on the ground with intervals of time creating letters in morse code.
The peer says, "What is he saying?"
The scientist says, "Woof."
Friday afternoon I'm walking home from school
and I'm watching some men build a new house. The guy hammering the house called me a paranoid little w**.... In Morse code.
I was walking by a house the other day that was being worked on and the guy hammering on the roof called me a paranoid little w**....
In Morse Code.
The german submarine in the Atlantic brings in a new communications guy.
It's his first day on the job and he's given instructions on which istrument does what and chart for morse code. Very excited about the job, he tunes in and is left to his own by his CO after a bit.
In a few hours, he receives his first message. "This is the Royal navy. Mayday Mayday, we are sinking. I repeat, we are sinking!".
The german communications operator remains super composed. He slides the mic a little closer to him and presses the button to speak. He very calmly orates, " Zis.. is.. ze German command. What.. are you... zinking about?".