Morrissey Jokes
5 morrissey jokes and hilarious morrissey puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about morrissey that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Share These Morrissey Jokes With Friends
Rib-Tickling Morrissey Jokes that Bring Friends Together
What is a good morrissey joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Why does Morrissey have trouble sleeping?
Because there's a light that never goes out.
A charming man walks into a bar and shouts: "THE QUEEN IS DEAD, BOYS!"
The barman says: "Too soon, Morrissey"
semi-obscure music joke - What does Morrissey have on his toast?
I don't know, but Johnny Marr might
Billy has 5 albums by Morrissey and he buys 2 more, what does Billy have?
Depression, Billy has depression.
Why was Morrissey's electric bill so high?
Because There Is a Light That Never Goes Out.
Share These Morrissey Jokes With Friends