Morrison Jokes
26 morrison jokes and hilarious morrison puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about morrison that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Morrison Short Jokes
Short morrison jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The morrison humour may include short miller jokes also.
- A dad and his son get into a big argument one day DAD: Go to your room right now
SON: *storms off* JIM MORRISON WASN'T EVEN A GOOD VOCALIST
DAD: What have I told you about slamming The Doors! - Dad: "Go to your room now!" Child: *storms off* "Jim Morrison was overrated!"
Dad: "What did I tell you about slamming the Doors?!" - Did you hear about the time Jim Morrison and 2 of his band-mates collapsed on stage? Then they sounded just like 3 Doors Down.
- What's the difference between Amy Winehouse, Janice Joplin, Jim Morrison, and a bottle of scotch? (OC) A bottle of scotch can keep beyond 27 years.
- An insolent teenager stomps off to her room... Teenager: "And another thing - JIM MORRISON s**...!"
Dad: "Hey! There'll be no slamming of the Doors in this house!" - Dad: Go to your room! Son: Jim Morrison s**...!
Dad: what did I tell you about slamming The Doors? - Father: You're grounded. Son: Jim Morrison s**...! *storms off to room* Father: What did I tell you about slamming The Doors!
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Morrison One Liners
Which morrison one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with morrison? I can suggest the ones about portrait and advert.
- Why did Jim Morrison cross the road? To break on through to the other side
- The Australian government Scott Morrison won this round of musical chairs, who's next?
- What is Jim Morrison's favorite time? Five to one.
- Why was the Jim Morrison fan upset? Because they thought The Doors were opening at 8.
- How did Jim Morrison get into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame? The Doors
- Mark Morrison took his new computer back to the Apple store... Return of the Mac.
- What is 'Van' Morrison short for? He didn't eat enough protein
- I think Jim Morrison was gay. He'd call himself a back door man.
- Why did Jim Morrison overdose on drugs? To get to the other side.
Humorous Morrison Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life
What funny jokes about morrison you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean credit jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make morrison pranks.
A boy and his father are in an argument
Father: "I've had enough of this! Go to your room and don't come back out until you've thought long and hard about what you've done"
Son: "Fine, I didn't want to be here anyways"
Son: *Stomps up stairs*
Son: *Walks into his room, gently closes the door*
Son: "Jim Morrison s**...!"
Father: "What did I tell you about slamming The Doors!?"
A son and his Dad have an intense argument and the son storms off, furious.
Before he gets out of earshot of his father, he yells "Jim Morrison was a terrible singer and an uninspired artist who never did anything worthwhile".
His father cannot believe this insolence, and screams at the top of his lungs "As long as you live in this house, you will never, EVER SLAM THE DOORS"
A dad sends his son to his room
"Go to your room!" Dad exclaimed, frustrated at his son's behavior.
"Jim Morrison is overrated!" yelled the son as he stormed down the hall.
The dad yelled furiously, "What did I tell you about slamming The Doors?!"
A dad and his daughter are having an argument...
The daughter gets really frustrated with the situation, and goes to leave the room. When she reaches the doorway, she turns around and blurts out "AND BY THE WAY, JIM MORRISON WAS OVERRATED!".
Her dad yells back "HEY, WHAT'D I TELL YOU ABOUT SLAMMING THE DOORS".
A daughter is in a fierce argument with her father
The dad is yelling, she's inconsolable and crying. She finally gets sick and tired of it, and storms up to her bedroom.
Before entering, she lashes out at her father "Oh, and more thing: Jim Morrison is a terrible artist!"
The father, filled with rage yells back "Young lady, there will be NO slamming of The Doors in this house!"
An insolent teenager is having an argument with her father
And as she storms off she shouts, "Oh and by the way, Jim Morrison s**...!"
The father looks back and responds, "Hey, there will be no slamming of The Doors in my house."
I got into a fight with my father when I told him Jim Morrison wasn't talented.
He forced me to go to my room. I slammed my door behind me, and my dad said, "Don't you ever slam The Doors in my house again!"
A man and his daughter get into an intense arguement.
Finally the daughter can take it anymore and storms off to her room shouting "Jim Morrison is over rated" before angrily shutting her bedroom door.
Her father equally as angry yelled back "How many times do I have to tell you? In this house we dont slam The Doors."
