Morphine Jokes

Funniest Morphine Short Jokes

Short morphine jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The morphine humour may include short painkillers jokes also.

1. What did the power ranger say to his patient when he became a doctor? "It's morphine time"
2. My nurse is obsessed with power rangers Each time she gives me pills she says "it's morphin' time"
3. I live every day like it is my last. Lying in bed consuming morphine while my family cries.
4. My wife has cancer and the doctor has prescribed heavy morphine doses for the pain and distress. It works, when I have taken them I can hardly hear her crying at all.
5. What did the crackhead power ranger say to the other power ranger? It's mighty morphine time
6. What is a Power Ranger's motto in the hospital? It's morphine time!
7. The nurse came in to give my sister some pain medicine... I said "Oh, its morphine time."
8. When does a Power Ranger go to hospital? When they're injured.... It's MORPHINE TIME
9. What was David Bowie's last hit? Probably Morphine
10. What did the Power Ranger say after becoming a j**...? Its Morphine time

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Morphine One Liners

Which morphine one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with morphine? I can suggest the ones about pain medication and chloroform.

1. As a paramedic, I've learned that there is something you can never say with a straight face: I'm having a s**....
2. Got too much pain from watching Power Rangers Guess it's morphine time...
3. What did the Power Ranger say when he got to the Hospital? It's morphine time
4. What did the doctor say to the terminally ill Power Ranger? It's morphine time!
5. What does Jared Leto say when he is on drugs? It's Morphine time!
6. What does a power ranger say when hurt? It's morphine time
7. How do you prevent a morphine overdose? Use lessphine.
8. What did the drug addicted power rangers say to each other? It's morphine time!
9. What does a power ranger say before they do drugs? It's morphine time!
10. What do you get if you put morphine on your toast? Crumfortably Numb!
11. What did one washed up Power Ranger say to the other? It's Morphine Time!
12. What did the old Power Ranger say every day at exactly 3:00 PM? It's Morphin(e) Time!
13. As a Software Engineer undergrad, I'm addicted to coding ...and morphine ...and adderall
14. What did the power ranger-turned-addict say? It's morphine time!
15. What was Aretha Franklin's last hit? The morphine pump.

Comical Morphine Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter

What funny jokes about morphine you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean drugs jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make morphine pranks.