Morphine Jokes

Funniest Morphine Short Jokes

Short morphine jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The morphine humour may include short painkillers jokes also.

1. What did the power ranger say to his patient when he became a doctor? "It's morphine time"
2. My nurse is obsessed with power rangers Each time she gives me pills she says "it's morphin' time"
3. My wife has cancer and the doctor has prescribed heavy morphine doses for the pain and distress. It works, when I have taken them I can hardly hear her crying at all.

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Morphine One Liners

Which morphine one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with morphine? I can suggest the ones about pain medication and chloroform.

1. Got too much pain from watching Power Rangers Guess it's morphine time...
2. What does Jared Leto say when he is on drugs? It's Morphine time!
3. How do you prevent a morphine overdose? Use lessphine.
4. What do you get if you put morphine on your toast? Crumfortably Numb!
5. What did the old Power Ranger say every day at exactly 3:00 PM? It's Morphin(e) Time!
6. As a Software Engineer undergrad, I'm addicted to coding ...and morphine ...and adderall
7. What was Aretha Franklin's last hit? The morphine pump.
8. The nurse came in to give my sister some pain medicine... I said "Oh, its morphine time."
9. What was David Bowie's last hit? Probably Morphine

Comical Morphine Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter

What funny jokes about morphine you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean drugs jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make morphine pranks.