Morning Dew Jokes
21 morning dew jokes and hilarious morning dew puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about morning dew that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Morning Dew Short Jokes
Short morning dew jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The morning dew humour may include short morning coffee jokes also.
- My new job has me up at 1 AM every morning in my front yard with a glass of water and a paintbrush. It doesn't really pay much but I make dew.
- My summer job in high school involves getting up at 1 in the morning with a glass of water and a paintbrush. It isn't very high paying, but I make dew.
- Do YOU appear as water droplets? Are YOU found on grass, leaves, and window ledges in the morning?
If so, you may be dew condensation! - Do you make grass slippery? Do you make windows wet? Are you a morning person? If so, you may be dew condensation.
- I can't think of a name for the moisture on weeds in the morning But I guess thistle dew for now
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Morning Dew One Liners
Which morning dew one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with morning dew? I can suggest the ones about morning greeting and morning people.
- Do the grass be wet in the morning? It dew.
- If guys get morning wood....... Do girls get morning dew?
- What do you call a cheesy baby deer on your lawn in the morning? Fawn dew.
- Why are birds always sad in the morning? Their bills are over dew
- What did the rising sun say to the morning dew? You will be mist.
- Down in de islands, what do they call de dew in de morning? Daylight come!
Morning Dew Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about morning dew you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean early morning jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make morning dew pranks.
God was handing out talents one morning
To some, He gave the power to create life. The angels around Him were in awe as crops flourished and population soared. To others, he gave fine skills and artistry. His angelic entourage marveled at intricate needlework, tapestry, and sculpture.
God stooped down low and found a man waiting in the darkness, just before dawn. He gave him the power to sprinkle water on the grass as the sun rose. The angels were confused. "You gave amazing abilities to all others. Can this one really care for himself with such a small talent?"
God simply replied, "He will learn to make dew."
Wet Mail
A man one morning walks out to his mailbox to get his mail. He opens the door, reaches in, and he can feel that the mail is all wet. He gets very upset that his mail is soggy and ruined. He flags down the mailman who has not made it very far and asks..
"Whats the deal with the wet mail?!"
The mailman stone faced looks back at the man and says
"It's because there is Postage Dew."
Misc religion based puns
What do you call a horse who doesn't believe in God?
Hay-thiest
What do you call a pig who believes in the old gods?
A pag-ham.
What do you call a practitioner of Hinduism who solely worships in the morning?
A Hin-dew.
What do you call a caveman unsure it he believes in tools or not?
Ag-no-stick.
Timbuktu
A Harvard grad and an Agricultural grad are competing for a bank job. The bank president is equally impressed with both candidates so he comes up with with a test to see how they think on there feet. He tells both candidates to write a poem using a word he will give them in 3 minutes to complete the task. Both candidates agree. The presidents say the word is "timbuktu". Go!!!
The Harvard grad starts writing immediately and finishes in a minutes while the Aggie has not written anything down. The president tells him time is half over just write something down. The Aggie frantically writes something and finishes just in time.
Since the Harvard grad finished first he will read his first and it went something like this.
Basting is the desert sun, Camels lined two by two, Destination timbuktu.
Impressed the president reads the Aggies.
A hunting Tim and I went, Spotted three lovelies in a tent, With the morning dew, I buck one and, Tim buck two
Aggie gets the job is you are worried about that.