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  1. Why do you always invite at least two mormons to go out fishing with you? If you invite only one, you'll have to share your beer.
  2. How many Mormons do you take fishing with you? Two.
    If you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.
  3. I wonder if mormons support the transgendered? If they did, they could go on a transmission!
    -- authentic dadjoke overheard at breakfast
  4. My Utahn grandpa's favorite joke: why should you always bring two Mormons with you when you go fishing? Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.
  5. Why do you only ever take 2 mormons fishing (instead of just one)? Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.
  6. Why do you always take 2 Mormons when you go on a fishing trip? Because, if you only take one he will drink all your beer.
  7. Mormons believe traditional marriage is between a man and a woman and another woman and another woman and another woman.
  8. I was researching converting to Mormonism until I found out you have to give them 10% of your income I guess I'm Jewish.
  9. Why do you always have to take two Mormons fishing? Cause if you took one, he'd drink all your beer
  10. Why don't the mormons just open their own Hospital if praying really works? Because you can't make money off of prayers.

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Mormons One Liners

Which mormons one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mormons? I can suggest the ones about and .

  1. Why do cannibals like Mormons? free delivery.
  2. Why do Mormons get married on Black Friday? Because they get 2 for 1.
  3. Why did the man convert to Mormonism? Because he wanted to have his Kate, and Edith, too!
  4. Mormons believe... Mormons believe in wife after death.
  5. How many Mormons does it take to drink a 12 pack of beer? One if nobody is watching.
  6. What do we call Ex-Mormons? Desereters
  7. I don't understand Mormons.... How can you have more than one wife and not drink?
  8. What do you call Mormons in a relationship? A few
  9. What do methheads and Mormons have in common? They both ride bikes and go on missions.
  10. What do you say when a woman from Utah is having her period? 'She's Mormonal'
  11. Which way do mormons go? The yahwey
  12. What they told you about Mormonism is a lie Because they can't tell the truth
  13. 2 Mormons walk into a bar 3 walk out
  14. How do you get a m**... to stop drinking all of your alcohol? Invite two of them.
  15. How do you know you're at a m**... wedding? The bride isn't pregnant but her mother is

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Mormons Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about mormons you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make mormons prank.

What do Mormons call their eyes?

Bi-b**...

A clothier opened a business in Utah

He is selling exploding clip-on ties to mormons. I asked how is business?
He said prophets are blowing up.
Source:
This is a corruption of a joke from sexypandalord. Most mormons are fine upstanding people and i do not advocate violence against them. Except for Bill.

How do you keep a m**... from drinking all your beer?

Invite 2 mormons

THREE RELIGIOUS TRUTHS IN AMERICA, WE CANNOT ESCAPE:

1) Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
2) Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith.
3) Baptists AND MORMONS do not recognize each other in the liquor store or at h**....

A child at a Christian school

A child at a Christian school was studying the early days of Mormonism in his class.He wrote on his paper, "The early Mormons believed in having more than one wife. This is called polygamy. But we believe in having only one wife. This is called monotony"

How are Mormons better than Catholics?

They marry the children before they m**... them!

Why are Mormons buried 12 feet deep instead of 6 feet?

Because way down deep, those Mormons are really good people.

What do Mormons say when they go to the s**... club?

Do they come in bulk?

What cell carrier do Mormons use?

v**... Mobile

So the mormons believe Jews came to the North America and were the 'indians.' Hmmm...

Maybe that's why so many indians belong to the 'sue' nation?

What do you call two Mormons caught in the rain?

Washing your w**... on a rinsed cycle.

Why are Mormons more like Muslims than they are like Christians?

Christians are not-for-prophet organizations.

How do you get a m**... to not drink all of your beer on a fishing trip?

Bring two Mormons.

Only (EX) mormons will get this

Why are crows black?....... Because they refused to eat crickets in the pre-existence.

Netflix should make a series about what Mormons say before they ring the door bell.

I would binge watch the shucks out of it.

Unicorns are just Mormons in disguise.

They're both white and have a f**... for virgins.

Someone threw a Holy Book of m**... at me and it missed.

That joke went over my head
(Mormons reading this, I'm making fun of the book, not of you. Please don't be offended. It's ok. You can laugh.)

Why do should you always invite two Mormons to play golf?

If you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.

How many Mormons does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know, they keep coming to my house and they aren't changing anything.

Why do Mormons get away with m**...?

The all share DNA

A joke translated from Spanish that I heard in Guatemala

What are 3 things that t**... and Mormons have in common?
1. They always travel in pairs.
2. One is always bigger than the other.
3. They knock, but never enter.

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