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- I wonder if mormons support the transgendered? If they did, they could go on a transmission!
-- authentic dadjoke overheard at breakfast - Mormons believe traditional marriage is between a man and a woman and another woman and another woman and another woman.
- I was researching converting to Mormonism until I found out you have to give them 10% of your income I guess I'm Jewish.
- Netflix should make a series about what Mormons say before they ring the door bell. I would binge watch the shucks out of it.
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- Why do cannibals like Mormons? free delivery.
- Why did the man convert to Mormonism? Because he wanted to have his Kate, and Edith, too!
- Mormons believe... Mormons believe in wife after death.
- What do we call Ex-Mormons? Desereters
- What do you call Mormons in a relationship? A few
- What do you say when a woman from Utah is having her period? 'She's Mormonal'
- Which way do mormons go? The yahwey
- How do you get a m**... to stop drinking all of your alcohol? Invite two of them.
- How do you know you're at a m**... wedding? The bride isn't pregnant but her mother is
- Q: Why do m**... women stop having babies at 35? A: Because 36 would be too many.
- I just walked in on my wife having s**... with my wife. I love being m**...!
- What do you call a m**... climber? A Ladder Day Saint.
- How can you tell if your cat is a m**...? He has nine wives…
- Why do Mormons get married on Black Friday? Because they get 2 for 1.
- What's the most confusing day in a m**... home? Mother's Day.
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Why do you always invite at least two mormons to go out fishing with you?
If you invite only one, you'll have to share your beer.
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What do Mormons call their eyes?
Bi-b**...
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2 Mormons walk into a bar
3 walk out
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THREE RELIGIOUS TRUTHS IN AMERICA, WE CANNOT ESCAPE:
1) Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
2) Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith.
3) Baptists AND MORMONS do not recognize each other in the liquor store or at h**....
A child at a Christian school
A child at a Christian school was studying the early days of Mormonism in his class.He wrote on his paper, "The early Mormons believed in having more than one wife. This is called polygamy. But we believe in having only one wife. This is called monotony"
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How are Mormons better than Catholics?
They marry the children before they m**... them!
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I don't understand Mormons....
How can you have more than one wife and not drink?
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What do Mormons say when they go to the s**... club?
Do they come in bulk?
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How many Mormons does it take to drink a 12 pack of beer?
One if nobody is watching.
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What cell carrier do Mormons use?
v**... Mobile
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What do you call two Mormons caught in the rain?
Washing your w**... on a rinsed cycle.
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How many Mormons do you take fishing with you?
Two.
If you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.
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My Utahn grandpa's favorite joke: why should you always bring two Mormons with you when you go fishing?
Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.
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Unicorns are just Mormons in disguise.
They're both white and have a f**... for virgins.
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Someone threw a Holy Book of m**... at me and it missed.
That joke went over my head
(Mormons reading this, I'm making fun of the book, not of you. Please don't be offended. It's ok. You can laugh.)
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Why do Mormons get away with m**...?
The all share DNA
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A joke translated from Spanish that I heard in Guatemala
What are 3 things that t**... and Mormons have in common?
1. They always travel in pairs.
2. One is always bigger than the other.
3. They knock, but never enter.