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How does the German baker greet his customers ?

Gluten Morgen

Healthy German

What did the health conscious german say, when he entered Whole Foods?
Gluten Morgen
PS: First time posting an original.

How do Germans with celiac disease greet each other?

Gluten Morgen!

What do you say when you walk into a German bakery?

Gluten Morgen!

A play on vordz

For breakfast, I had a croissant at this stand in Germany. I looked at the attendant, held up my croissant and said, Gluten Morgen.

Why was "Morgen" the only spoken part of a greeting?

It was "Guten" free

What does the German wheat farmer say to his wife in the morning?

Gluten Morgen!

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