Morgan Jokes
71 morgan jokes and hilarious morgan puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about morgan that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Get ready to laugh out loud! This article will bring you the best Morgan jokes from Captain Morgan to Leanne Morgan, J.P. Morgan, and more. You won't believe what these comedians have to say about these famous Morgans! Get ready for a good time and prepare to Cooper and Testify!
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Funniest Morgan Short Jokes
Short morgan jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The morgan humour may include short cooper jokes also.
- I can't even picture my favorite actor going to jail now. But if he does, he'll have to change his name to Morgan Man.
- I heard that if a girl is attracted to you she speaks in a higher pitched voice... I was wondering why every girl I know sounds like Morgan Freeman
- Gordon Morgan... was having all kinds of problems introducing himself at breakfast in Berlin.
While his friend Jim Apple was having similar problems in Paris - Why did Captain Morgan wear a hat that came halfway down the side of his head? Because of his privateers!
- Brad Pitt visits his doctor. "Hey Doc, you ever see me in that movie Seven with Morgurt Freeman?" "Uh do you mean Morgan?"
"Oh yeah, sorry Doc. Morgurt Morgan". - I want Morgan Freeman to narrate a highlight reel of my life... But I heard that silent movies don't do too well in today's market.
- Me on New Year's Day: 2016 is so going to be my year! (Morgan Freeman narration): 2016 would not, in fact, be anyone's year.
- Internet Explorer is actually my favorite browser.. To download other browsers with
Abraham Lincoln, 1863
-Morgan Freeman - Someone asked me today if I'd ever had a cockring. I said that yes, Piers Morgan had phoned me once.
- I can't remember if I bought a can of Coke or a bottle of Captain Morgan.. I always get them mixed up.
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Morgan One Liners
Which morgan one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with morgan? I can suggest the ones about morgan freeman and treason.
- What was Morgan Freeman called before the civil war? Morgan.
- How does the siren like her Captain Morgan? On the rocks...
- Too bad about Morgan Freeman Loved him in Half Life
- The news is in... Tracy Morgan may not ever be able to do stand up again.
- What is a depressed German with Celiac disease unlikely to have tomorrow? A Gluten Morgan
- What noise does Captain Morgan's chainsaw make? RUMMRUMRUMRUMRUMRUMRUMRUM
- What do you call it when you buy a stolen Tesla A J.P Morgan
- If Morgan Freeman went to prison he'd be Red.
- What caused Captain Morgan's shipwreck? He was on the rocks.
- Chuck Norris narrates Morgan Freemans life
- Morgan Freeman got bald Now he goes by the name Samuel L Jackson
- Legendary actor Morgan Freeman dead -on when it comes to narrating historical dramas.
- You can't lock Morgan freeman up! He is a freeman
- What pier is disliked by almost everybody? Piers Morgan.
- What is Shaun Morgan's favorite food? Seether salad
Morgan Freeman Jokes
Here is a list of funny morgan freeman jokes and even better morgan freeman puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- [OC] Did you hear about the actor who quit his job to become a Medical Examiner in a small town in Virginia? It's true: Morgan Freeman works at a morgue in Freeman.
- Morgan took drugs. Morgan was arrested.
Morgan was rich.
Morgan bailed out.
Morgan Freeman. - how many Morgan Freemans does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2 because 1 of them have to narrate.
- I use to hate the Ben Affleck and Morgan Freeman movie 'The Sum of All Fears'. Then I moved to Baltimore. Now it is my favorite movie of all time!
- I would actually use Siri if the voice sounded like Morgan Freeman.
- if Morgan Freeman is late for brunch do his friends call him an "unreliable narrator"?
- Why is Morgan Freeman? Because he hasn't gone to court yet.
- What does Morgan Freeman's dog call him? MORGAN HOOMAN
- God is everywhere. That's why Morgan Freeman is in every seat of the plane.
- Some day I hope to meet God Morgan Freeman, I'm a huge fan
Captain Morgan Jokes
Here is a list of funny captain morgan jokes and even better captain morgan puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What's the difference between amy winehouse and Captain Morgan? A little coke brings Captain Morgan to life.
- Shame shame What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and captain Morgan? Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke!
- what is the difference between captain Morgan and general Custer? Captain Morgan is still killing Indians to this day
- Policeman asked a drunk man how much did he drink. Drunk man answered... ...five policemen, Captain Morgan.
- Captain Morgan now facing s**... assault accusations. Local authorities asking victims one question. Have you had a little Captain in you?
- Why does Captain Morgan always have his foot on a barrel of r**...? Because he can barrely stand.
This is a reupload of my post from earlier due to a misspell that ruined the joke.
Morgan Name Jokes
Here is a list of funny morgan name jokes and even better morgan name puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I like the Germans, but instead of h**..., now they are all obsessed with this new guy named Morgan Instead of saying Heil h**... , they now come up to me and say Good Morgan .
- If Morgan is jailed for s**... assault.. Will he change his second name?
Piers Morgan Jokes
Here is a list of funny piers morgan jokes and even better piers morgan puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Whats the definition of countryside? Murdering Piers Morgan
- Stephen Fry's definition of 'countryside' To kill Piers Morgan.
- Seeing Piers Morgan n**... is probably a lot like watching 'The Ring'.... It will likely kill you and seems like the sort of thing you'd only agree to out of morbid curiosity.
- Define "Countryside". The m**... of Piers Morgan
(Credit to the always amazing Stephen Fry.)
Cheerful Fun Morgan Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy
What funny jokes about morgan you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean freeman jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make morgan pranks.
I was reading my emails...
The other day I was reading my emails and there was one from my boss, it said;
"Mr. Morgan I regret to inform you that although I thought this company could tolerate your ADD, I'm afraid you're just not productive enough. You may turn up Wednesday to collect your things. I sincerely hope you will be OK."
And I thought to myself, doesn't OK look like a sideways person?
Morgan was once a s**......
...now he's a Freeman.
Morgan Freeman has been accused of s**... a**....
He can't play God anymore. Just a priest.
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his c**.... The bartender says "What's with the wheel?"
The pirate replies "Arrr it's drivin me nuts!"
Source: Sam Morgan - Uncharted 4
There's no way Morgan freeman was accused of s**... assault.
god wouldn't do that.