The Best 37 Morgan Jokes

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Top 10 of the Funniest Morgan Jokes and Puns

I was reading my emails...

The other day I was reading my emails and there was one from my boss, it said;

"Mr. Morgan I regret to inform you that although I thought this company could tolerate your ADD, I'm afraid you're just not productive enough. You may turn up Wednesday to collect your things. I sincerely hope you will be OK."

And I thought to myself, doesn't OK look like a sideways person?

Whats the definition of countryside?

Murdering Piers Morgan

I heard that if a girl is attracted to you she speaks in a higher pitched voice...

I was wondering why every girl I know sounds like Morgan Freeman

Morgan joke, I heard that if a girl is attracted to you she speaks in a higher pitched voice...

What is a depressed German with Celiac disease unlikely to have tomorrow?

A Gluten Morgan

The news is in...

Tracy Morgan may not ever be able to do stand up again.

What was Morgan Freeman called before the civil war?


What pier is disliked by almost everybody?

Piers Morgan.

Morgan joke, What pier is disliked by almost everybody?

Internet Explorer is actually my favorite browser..

To download other browsers with

Abraham Lincoln, 1863

-Morgan Freeman

If Morgan Freeman went to prison he'd be


I use to hate the Ben Affleck and Morgan Freeman movie 'The Sum of All Fears'.

Then I moved to Baltimore. Now it is my favorite movie of all time!

how many Morgan Freemans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2 because 1 of them have to narrate.

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Me on New Year's Day: 2016 is so going to be my year!

(Morgan Freeman narration): 2016 would not, in fact, be anyone's year.

How does the siren like her Captain Morgan?

On the rocks...

I want Morgan Freeman to narrate a highlight reel of my life...

But I heard that silent movies don't do too well in today's market.

what is the difference between captain Morgan and general Custer?

Captain Morgan is still killing Indians to this day

Brad Pitt visits his doctor. "Hey Doc, you ever see me in that movie Seven with Morgurt Freeman?"

"Uh do you mean Morgan?"

"Oh yeah, sorry Doc. Morgurt Morgan".

Morgan joke, Brad Pitt visits his doctor. "Hey Doc, you ever see me in that movie Seven with Morgurt Freeman?"

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Captain Morgan?

A little coke brings Captain Morgan to life.

Morgan took drugs.

Morgan was arrested.
Morgan was rich.
Morgan bailed out.
Morgan Freeman.

Morgan was once a slave... he's a Freeman.

I can't remember if I bought a can of Coke or a bottle of Captain Morgan..

I always get them mixed up.

Captain Morgan now facing sexual assault accusations. Local authorities asking victims one question.

Have you had a little Captain in you?

[OC] Did you hear about the actor who quit his job to become a Medical Examiner in a small town in Virginia?

It's true: Morgan Freeman works at a morgue in Freeman.

I like the Germans, but instead of Hitler, now they are all obsessed with this new guy named Morgan

Instead of saying Heil Hitler , they now come up to me and say Good Morgan .

What do you call it when you buy a stolen Tesla

A J.P Morgan

Someone asked me today if I'd ever had a cockring.

I said that yes, Piers Morgan had phoned me once.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch. The bartender says "What's with the wheel?"

The pirate replies "Arrr it's drivin me nuts!"

Source: Sam Morgan - Uncharted 4

You can't lock Morgan freeman up!

He is a freeman

There's no way Morgan freeman was accused of sexual assault.

god wouldn't do that.

Morgan Freeman has been accused of sexual abuse.

He can't play God anymore. Just a priest.

I can't even picture my favorite actor going to jail now.

But if he does, he'll have to change his name to Morgan Man.

Too bad about Morgan Freeman

Loved him in Half Life

If Morgan is jailed for sexual assault..

Will he change his second name?

Shame shame

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and captain Morgan? Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke!

Policeman asked a drunk man how much did he drink. Drunk man answered...

...five policemen, Captain Morgan.

Legendary actor Morgan Freeman dead

-on when it comes to narrating historical dramas.

Seeing Piers Morgan naked is probably a lot like watching 'The Ring'....

It will likely kill you and seems like the sort of thing you'd only agree to out of morbid curiosity.

Morgan Freeman got bald

Now he goes by the name Samuel L Jackson

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