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Short morg jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The morg humour may include short assistant jokes also.

  1. So two necrophiliacs walk past a morg And one looks at the other and says "Wanna walk in for a couple of cold ones"?

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Hilarious Morg Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends

What funny jokes about morg you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean absolutely jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make morg pranks.

What was Morgan Freeman called before the civil war?

Morgan.

Morgan was once a s**......

...now he's a Freeman.

Morgan Freeman has been accused of s**... a**....

He can't play God anymore. Just a priest.

Morgue m**... Caught

The infamous Morgue m**... was finally apprehended for his crimes of breaking into morgues and brutally slitting the throats of unsuspecting employees.
It turns out that it really never pays to cut coroners.

Why is a morgue like a neckbeard convention?

It is full of people with no lives

I want Morgan Freeman to narrate a highlight reel of my life...

But I heard that silent movies don't do too well in today's market.

If Morgan is jailed for s**... assault..

Will he change his second name?

There's no way Morgan freeman was accused of s**... assault.

god wouldn't do that.

The morgue needed someone to identify the exact weapon used to kill Native Americans...

Apparently Jack Daniels still does.

If Morgan Freeman went to prison he'd be

Red.

Morg joke, So two necrophiliacs walk past a morg