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What was Morgan Freeman called before the civil war?

Morgan.

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Morgan was once a s**......

...now he's a Freeman.

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Morgan Freeman has been accused of s**... a**....

He can't play God anymore. Just a priest.

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Morgue m**... Caught

The infamous Morgue m**... was finally apprehended for his crimes of breaking into morgues and brutally slitting the throats of unsuspecting employees.
It turns out that it really never pays to cut coroners.

I want Morgan Freeman to narrate a highlight reel of my life...

But I heard that silent movies don't do too well in today's market.

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If Morgan is jailed for s**... assault..

Will he change his second name?

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There's no way Morgan freeman was accused of s**... assault.

god wouldn't do that.

The morgue needed someone to identify the exact weapon used to kill Native Americans...

Apparently Jack Daniels still does.

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If Morgan Freeman went to prison he'd be

Red.

Why was "Morgen" the only spoken part of a greeting?

It was "Guten" free

Morgan Freeman got bald

Now he goes by the name Samuel L Jackson

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