Morg Jokes
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What was Morgan Freeman called before the civil war?
Morgan.
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Morgan was once a s**......
...now he's a Freeman.
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Morgan Freeman has been accused of s**... a**....
He can't play God anymore. Just a priest.
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Morgue m**... Caught
The infamous Morgue m**... was finally apprehended for his crimes of breaking into morgues and brutally slitting the throats of unsuspecting employees.
It turns out that it really never pays to cut coroners.
I want Morgan Freeman to narrate a highlight reel of my life...
But I heard that silent movies don't do too well in today's market.
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If Morgan is jailed for s**... assault..
Will he change his second name?
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There's no way Morgan freeman was accused of s**... assault.
god wouldn't do that.
The morgue needed someone to identify the exact weapon used to kill Native Americans...
Apparently Jack Daniels still does.
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If Morgan Freeman went to prison he'd be
Red.
Why was "Morgen" the only spoken part of a greeting?
It was "Guten" free
Morgan Freeman got bald
Now he goes by the name Samuel L Jackson

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