Morels Jokes
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I was illegally hunting for mushrooms.
I have questionable morels.
A mushroom forager sank to new lows for his hunt.
He stole a car for transportation and trespassed on private property to hunt on. Nevertheless his hunt was unsuccessful. He had no morels.
Did you hear about the sketchy mushroom vendor?
He has no Morels
Honestly I don't like mushroom hunters
Some are nice, others just don't have any morels....
Why didn't the priest walk into the lesbian-run mushroom store?
He thought she lacked morels.
Why did the mushroom farmer turn to crime?
Because he had no morels.
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