Mordor Jokes

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Funniest Mordor Short Jokes

Short mordor jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mordor humour may include short arc jokes also.

1. What's the difference between the US Capitol and Mordor? One does not simply walk into Mordor
2. My girl keeps having disturbed dream, shouting things like "Hobbit!", "Gandalf!", and "Mordor!". Always Tolkien in her sleep...
3. What's the difference between a gorrila pit and Mordor? One does not simply walk into Mordor
4. My partner keeps on having disturbed dreams My partner keeps on having disturbed dreams, shouting things like "Hobbit!", "Mordor!" and "Gandalf!"
   Always Tolkien in their sleep...
5. What's the difference between the US Capitol and Mordor❓ One doesn't just stroll into Mordor
6. When constructing the Black Gate... Minion: "Is this too big? Do we need less door?"
   Sauron: "No, Mordor."
7. I walked into a disco, and there were Orcs, Trolls, and Nazgûl doing their best moves. It was Mordor on the dance floor.
8. I decided to open a new business that builds doors for obese people, it shall be called Mordor.
9. Which TV show stars Frodo Baggins and Samwise Gamgee? How to Get Away with Mordor.
10. What's the most popular top-level domain in Mordor? .orc

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Mordor One Liners

Which mordor one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mordor? I can suggest the ones about doom and dark.

1. What kind of company did Sauron start? Brick & Mordor.
2. How do they make music in Mordor? With an Orchestra.
3. What type of oil do orcs use in their machinery? Mordor Oil
4. Where did Sauron go to take his driver's test? The Department of Mordor Vehicles
5. Did you hear that Tolkein's wife had more to do with LotR? Mordor, she wrote.
6. I bet old hobbit ladies watched a lot of "Mordor, She Wrote."
7. I wouldn't want to take the ring to Mordor. But Elijah Wood.
8. How do Orcs of Mordor preserve their meat? They use Sauron wrap
9. Why does Gandalf prefer coupes? Because other cars have Mordor.
10. How does Sauron motivate his army? With Mordor-vation!
11. A man walks into mordor ...just kidding
12. There's a new hair salon opening in Mordor! Appointment only, no walk-ins.
13. Why did the hobbit go vegan? Because MEAT IS MORDOR!
14. Where does the hobbit go if his house doesn't have enough doors? Mordor
15. It's so hot this summer..... That two hobbits came to me asking for directions to Mordor.

Quirky and Hilarious Mordor Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.

What funny jokes about mordor you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean twilight jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mordor pranks.