The Best 26 Mordor Jokes

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What's the difference between the US Capitol and Mordor?

One does not simply walk into Mordor

My girl keeps having disturbed dreams, shouting things like "Hobbit!", "Gandalf!", and "Mordor!".

Always Tolkien in her sleep...

What's the difference between a gorrila pit and Mordor?

One does not simply walk into Mordor

My partner keeps on having disturbed dreams

My partner keeps on having disturbed dreams, shouting things like "Hobbit!", "Mordor!" and "Gandalf!"

Always Tolkien in their sleep...

How do they make music in Mordor?

With an Orchestra.

What type of oil do orcs use in their machinery?

Mordor Oil

Damn. My wife just found out that after I got my Bachelor degree at the University of Barad-dรปr, I went back and got my Masters there...

I've been found guilty of second-degree Mordor.

Where did Sauron go to take his driver's test?

The Department of Mordor Vehicles

When constructing the Black Gate...

Minion: "Is this too big? Do we need less door?"

Sauron: "No, Mordor."

I wouldn't want to take the ring to Mordor.

But Elijah Wood.

How do Orcs of Mordor preserve their meat?

They use Sauron wrap

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I bet old hobbit ladies watched a lot of "Mordor, She Wrote."

I decided to open a new business that builds doors for obese people, it shall be called Mordor.

Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?

Because other cars have Mordor.

A man walks into mordor

...just kidding

There's a new hair salon opening in Mordor!

Appointment only, no walk-ins.

Why did the hobbit go vegan?


Where does the hobbit go if his house doesn't have enough doors?


It's so hot this summer.....

That two hobbits came to me asking for directions to Mordor.

What's the most popular top-level domain in Mordor?


What's the most popular web domain in Mordor?


What was the only suggestion the orc had for the contractor who built his house?


A new fighting game based off of the works of Tolkien came out

It's called Mordor Kombat.

In what location are additional entry ways always in demand?


It would be easier to walk into Mordor than Gondor

Because of the number of entrances

Which TV show stars Frodo Baggins and Samwise Gamgee?

How to Get Away with Mordor.

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