Morbidly Obese Jokes
50 morbidly obese jokes and hilarious morbidly obese puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about morbidly obese that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Morbidly Obese Short Jokes
Short morbidly obese jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The morbidly obese humour may include short morbidly jokes also.
- My friend was told by her doctor that she was morbidly obese. As if she doesn't have enough on her plate.
- What do you call 2 fat goths? Morbidly obese.
I know I shouldnt joke about obese people they've got enough on their plate. - Doctor: ""If you gain 5 more pounds, medically, you'll be morbidly obese." "Do you understand what this means?"
Woman: "Yes, I'm not morbidly obese now." - How are morbidly obese people and child molesters alike? Both want to get into smaller pants.
- I really want my own reality show on TLC. Did I mention that I am a morbidly obese little person with 18 children and I just escaped from Scientology!
- They classified a guy I work with morbidly obese which seems a little harsh... I mean, he has enough on his plate already.
- A new test was conducted to study how fat Americans are getting; the test results are as follows: 60% are deemed overweight
30% are deemed morbidly obese
10% ate the test
- When you're morbidly obese, you get shut down by lots of people. But the worst is when it comes from parents... MOTHER NATURE AND FATHER TIME.
- The lives of morbidly obese people are like hourglasses If they don't get turned upside down soon enough, they will be done.
- In High School they used to call me Big Tim, but it wasn't because of my height, Ladies ;).... .....its because I was Morbidly Obese.
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Morbidly Obese One Liners
Which morbidly obese one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with morbidly obese? I can suggest the ones about obese and fat people.
- Why didn't the pc gamer cross the street ? Because he's morbidly obese
- What do you call a morbidly obese vegetarian? Megafauna.
- Saw an over weight goth today, I thought to myself, he's morbidly obese.
- My psychic is 500 lbs and morbidly obese. They're a four-chin teller.
- What do you call a morbidly obese person who can predict the future? A four-chin teller.
- How much did the morbidly obese Chinese woman weigh? Wonton.
- What do you call a morbidly obese hippy? Tie Dyeabetes
- What does the "M" in America stand for? Morbidly obese.
- What is a morbidly obese persons favorite type of shot? A shot of insulin
- Your morbidly obese old grandma fell down a well.
- What do you call a Morbidly Obese person? A chronic Mastacator!
- What do you call a morbidly obese Islamic woman? Hijabba the Hutt
- Who was the morbidly obese inventor of the printing press? Johannes Glutenberg
- Dad, am I obese? No son, you're just being morbid
Morbidly Obese Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about morbidly obese you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean overweight jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make morbidly obese pranks.
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3 men are lost in the desert and dieing of dehydration. In the distance they see a small house with trees and gardens. As they near a morbidly obese woman approaches. They beg her for help. She looks at them and says,
"I will give you each something to eat or drink but first you must have s**... with me." The men look at her and are all disgusted by the rolls of fat, hair all over her body and skin lesions. They then look at each other and know what they have to do. One of them says,
"I'll go first." As he follows her into the hut he sees an ear of corn on the table. He grabs it and uses it to p**... her. After a few minutes he walks out with a glass of icy water and a large smile on his face. The other men look at each other and shrug their shoulders and the second volunteers. He follows the woman into the hut and sees a rolling pin. He uses that to p**... her. A few minutes later he walks out with a smile on his face and a large glass of milk.
Confused the third man walks into the hut and to his delight sees a cucumber to p**... her with.
Over an hour passes and the 2 men outside the hut are confused about what is taking so long. Finally the other man walks outside with nothing in his hands but a huge smile on his face. The first man asks,
"What are you smiling about?" which he replies,
"She made me a p**... of cream of corn soup."
In a crime scene....
"So, Rookie, What do you make of all this?"
"Well, the vic was found n**... in bed, severely beaten to death. Sounds like a clear cut m**... case if you ask me"
"close. Our prime suspect is his wife, a morbidly obese woman who says he asked to be on the bottom during s**..."
"So it was a s**... then...."
A morbidly obese man sees a doctor and tells him that neither his horrid diet nor lack of exercise is the issue
"It just runs in my family" says the man.
"No," says the doctor, "the problem is that nobody runs in your family!"
Doctor: I'm sorry sir, but you have to diet better you are morbidly obese
Patient: ah great, now I'm fat and I'm morbidly obese
Doctor: and apparently intellectually challenged.
Everyone at my university is morbidly obese, it's making my brain hurt
Specifically, I think it's the hippo campus.
I have a a simple reason for not liking the Drive Thru
First time I arrived, I turned to see some fat, sweaty, morbidly obese man hunched over a steering wheel demanding I take his money.
It's 2018; when I look at a person in a wheelchair, I don't even see the wheelchair
They're usually so morbidly obese that I literally can't see the chair, but my point still stands
I went to see my obese doctor about a burning sensation when i pee.
My morbidly obese doctor gave me medicine and told me on monday there will be a chance of warm sprinkles with a little bit of precipitate. Tuesday through thursday it will cool off and by friday the conditions down there will be clear and normal.
He's quite the meaty urologist.
A Corpulent Woman visits the Doctor
Woman: Hey Doc, everytime I walk up the stairs my back hurts and my heart beats like crazy.
Doc: I imagined something like that right when you walked in here. You're morbidly obese.
Woman: That's outrageous. I want a second opinion!
Doc: Alrigt, you're also pretty ugly.
Hear my story on how I became morbidly obese.
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After charging morbidly obese people extra for their plane seats, air traffic companies hatched a plan to schedule special flights for morbidly obese people in the future...
but it never took off.
Most people don't know that boulders are morbidly obese.
It's from having a sedimentary lifestyle.