Moray Jokes

Funniest Moray Short Jokes

Short moray jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The moray humour may include short morn jokes also.

1. How can you tell what kind of eel you're looking at? Well, if the moon hits it's eye like a big pizza pie, it's a moray.
2. When the moon hits your eye... When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie
   that's amore.
   When you swim in a creek and an eel bites your cheek
   that's a moray.
3. Modern food, I just don't get it. I mean, Japanese-style batter and deep fry, I've no quarrel with that. But then they start applying this to these giant salt-water eels...
   *O tempura! O morays!*
4. What Did Dean Martin Say When He Saw An Eel? That's a Moray!
5. At the sushi restaurant: What kind of eel is this? Diner at the sushi restaurant: "What kind of eel is this?"
   Waiter: "Do you love it?"
   Diner: "yeah"
   Waiter: "Then, that's a moray"
6. Joke about blue planet II What does David Attenborough sing when he sees an eel?
   Its a moray!

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Moray One Liners

Which moray one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with moray? I can suggest the ones about mare and mayo.

1. What kind of eel hits your eye like a big pizza pie? That's a Moray.
2. When you're down by the sea and an eel bites your knee.. ..That's a moray..
3. When an eel bites your thigh... ...as you're just swimming by that's a moray.
4. When an eel strikes your heel and severe pain you feel... ... That's a moray.
5. When the moon hits your eye/like an eel in the sky That's a moray
6. Why was the eel upset with her report card? She wanted mor-ays.
7. I'm in love with a very special eel It's a moray.
8. If the eel has big teeth and can be found in a reef that's… A moray.
9. What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love? "It's a Moray."
10. What's Dean Martin's favorite eel? That's a moray.
11. When an eel bites your thigh at the beach (at low tide) That's a moray
12. What did the Italian diver say when he saw an eel? That's a moray!
13. Why is the eel considered the most romantic animal? Because its a moray.
14. When an Eel bites your heel, and pain is all you feel... Thats a "Moray"
15. Love is a lot like an eel. It's a moray.

The Funniest Moray Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh

What funny jokes about moray you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jim morrison jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make moray pranks.