Morally Wrong Jokes
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If a special ed kid is late to class
Is it morally wrong to call him tardy?
I need your support
Her: What's wrong?
Him: I had a bad day. I need your o**... support.
Her: You mean moral
Him: No!
A captain enhances his soldiers' spirit before going to battle
He asks Ryan first
\- What is America, you?
\- It is my mother, and I love it more than anything.
\- What would you do for her?
\- I would sacrifice myself, if necessary.
Pleased, he asks Forrest
\- And you, do you love America, soldier?
\- Yes, but actually no, sir.
\- Why is that, soldier?
\- It would be morally wrong, sir. Ryan's mom is married, and I ain't a big fan of m**....
David Cameron: Tax evasion is morally wrong, I leaned that from my father.
The tax evasion bit, not the morally wrong bit.
A joke about black aviation.
So my cousin is in aviation school. He decided to learn how to fly so he can propose to his fiance. Anyway almost all of the other students in his class are black people. Nothing wrong with that, it was just weird because it's in an area with very few african americans. So it's weird to see that many, like 20 in one place. Anyway, My cousin was really struggling with several key things in flight, and so he asks the best in the class, who happens to be black, if he will offer his help. They both practice together for a couple of days until my cousin finally gets the whole thing down. Eventually the test day roles around and he is really nervous, so with the test, he asks the instructor if his black friend helping him could lend moral support by flying at the same time. The instructor agrees, and they take the test. So in the end, my cousin lands the plane at the same time as the black man, and they both run and high-five each other. The instructor informs my cousin that he got top marks. He had passed with flying colors.
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