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Dean of Women...
The Dean of Women at an exclusive girls' school was lecturing her students on s**... morality.
We live today in very difficult times for young people. In moments of temptation, she said, ask yourself just one question: Is an hour of pleasure worth a lifetime of shame?
A young woman rose in the back of the room and said, Excuse me, but how do you make it last an hour?
A Trump supporter, a Sanders supporter and a Clinton supporter are being interviewed.
The question asked was 'what do you think of morals in politics'?
The Sanders supporter says: politics? What is politics?
The Clinton supporter says: morals? What is morals?
The Trump supporter says: think? What is think?
Ancient cultures had interesting and unique philosophies
For example, if you asked the question: What separates man from animals? You would get vastly different answers.
The Greeks would say Philosophy and Law
The Chinese would say Morals and Art
The Romans would say The Mediterranean and the Danube
Dropped off a small meal to the lady next door with questionable morals. Let's be kind to our neighbors, y'all.
Just a little food for thot.
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If a lady doth entertain many a suitor in a fortnight, she is of questionable moral character...
But should a gentleman follow suit, a true and confirmed bachelor is *that* dear fellow! Huzzah!
"My patients doesn't last long"
-Said the morally questionable surgeon with poor grammar
(Just thought of this while ignoring a differential equations lecture)
The Ashley Madison hack may be morally questionable to some.
To me, it's affair play.
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What goes good with coconut v**...?
Teen age girls with low self-esteem and questionable morals
The mathematician's interview
A mathematician is interviewing for a prestigious job. To make sure he has the right morals, the interviewer gives him the following situation:
"You're late for a meeting, when you come across a burning house, a fire hydrant, and a fire hose lying across the street. What do you do?"
The mathematician responds:
"People's lives are more important than the meeting. I screw the fire hose into the hydrant and put out the fire before coming to the office."
The interviewer is impressed, but asks him a followup question just to make sure:
"You're late for a meeting when you pass a fire hose connected to a hydrant, next to a perfectly safe house. What do you do?"
The mathematician thinks for a moment, then replies:
"I unscrew the fire hose, carry it across the street, and set the house on fire. Then I've reduced it to a problem I've already solved."
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