Morally Jokes

Funniest Morally Short Jokes

Short morally jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The morally humour may include short legally jokes also.

1. When the economy is good, people drink. When the economy is bad, people drink. The moral? Invest in alcohol
2. Who's seen the movie "Up"? The moral is that you can't have a real adventure until your wife dies.
3. What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig? A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.
4. The Stanley Cup final will feature a morally bankrupt city, that is built on corruption, greed, and deceit... Against Las Vegas.
5. A co-worker asked me "How's it going?" Me: "I can't complain."
   Coworker: "Hey it's great you're having a good day!"
   Me: "No I mean I literally can't complain. HR said it's affecting morale."
6. As you grow up, you will start to see that people morality is not necessarily connected to their relation with the law. While the outlaws are bad, the in-laws can be much worse.
7. Why is there no clear distinction concerning the morality of altering one's personality through brain surgery? Because, it's a bit of a grey matter!
8. The only thing Trump has bankrupted more than his businesses is Half the the country's morals.
9. I swear to god, people these days have no morals whatsoever I was at church today and some scumbag lit a cigarette with an alter candle, I was so shocked I almost dropped my beer
10. I once dated two girls called Kate and Edith. Unfortunately Kate found out and told Edith and they both broke up with me! Moral of the story is you can't have your Kate and Edith too

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Morally One Liners

Which morally one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with morally? I can suggest the ones about emotionally and ethics.

1. If a special ed kid is late to class Is it morally wrong to call him tardy?
2. Why are lawyers always so constipated? Lack of moral fiber.
3. I like my women how I like my wars Foreign, expensive, and of dubious morality.
4. What's Spiderman's best feature? He's an excellent parker with great morales.
5. What do you call a British spider man? Kilometres Morales
6. How does an alcoholic keep up their morale? With More ale
7. Ellen Pao's ethics and morals.
8. I've never supported the study of the moral compass. It's just con science.
9. Diabetes doesn't care about your morality It cares about your molarity
10. What do you get when you cross a Jew and a cop? A moral dilemma.
11. The last time my priest gave me moral guidance He forgot the "m" .
12. What do you call a morality story with sharp teeth and green scales? An allegory.
13. If electricity comes from electrons does morality come from morons?
14. Where do apples get their moral values Core beliefs
15. What do you call someone with bad morals on four wheels? A Predatower

Morally Questionable Jokes

Here is a list of funny morally questionable jokes and even better morally questionable puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Dropped off a small meal to the lady next door with questionable morals. Let's be kind to our neighbors, y'all. Just a little food for thot.
• If a lady doth entertain many a suitor in a fortnight, she is of questionable moral character... But should a gentleman follow suit, a true and confirmed bachelor is *that* dear fellow! Huzzah!
• "My patients doesn't last long" -Said the morally questionable surgeon with poor grammar
  (Just thought of this while ignoring a differential equations lecture)
• The Ashley Madison hack may be morally questionable to some. To me, it's affair play.
• What goes good with coconut v**...? Teen age girls with low self-esteem and questionable morals

Morally Wrong Jokes

Here is a list of funny morally wrong jokes and even better morally wrong puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• David Cameron: Tax evasion is morally wrong, I leaned that from my father. The tax evasion bit, not the morally wrong bit.
• I need your support Her: What's wrong?
  Him: I had a bad day. I need your o**... support.
  Her: You mean moral
  Him: No!

Howlingly Hilarious Morally Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy

What funny jokes about morally you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean moral stories jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make morally pranks.