Morale Jokes
9 morale jokes and hilarious morale puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about morale that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Laughter has long been known to be a great morale booster. Check out this collection of morale jokes, sure to bring you a few chuckles and raise your positive mindset. Regardless of whether you're looking to boost team morale or just looking to lighten up your day, these morality-based jokes are sure to lighten any mood.
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Uproarious Morale Jokes to Have a Laugh Out Loud Good Time
What is a good morale joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
In an attempt to boost morale, my office threw a 'Christmas in July' event today. I got to talking to my coworker from Beijing and asked him, "Why don't Chinese kids believe in Santa Claus?" He confided in me...
"Because they make the toys."
A co-worker asked me "How's it going?"
Me: "I can't complain."
Coworker: "Hey it's great you're having a good day!"
Me: "No I mean I literally can't complain. HR said it's affecting morale."
A prison did a study on inmate morale by building them a fully accessible library
**It had its prose and cons.**
*modified joke, original idea by* /u/Cybersad3021
World War 2 joke
Sometime around 1943, when the Germans were losing the war, h**... decided to boost his army's morale by visiting the front.
While there, he had the oppurtunity to interact with a soldier. He commented, "My brave young man, you are risking your life for the country by standing in the way of the artillery fire. You are sure to die. Would you like me to grant you a final wish?"
"Yes, my Fuhrer ", the soldier repiled. "What is it, brave one?"
"That I have the honor of dying with you!"
>!Dont laugh too hard. 200 German soldiers were executed for hearing this and laughing at it.!<
How does an alcoholic keep up their morale?
With More ale
One time I went to my gf's house
and she wasn't there. Her sister was there with s**... l**... and she said "I feel something for you and I want to have s**... with you", I was astonished and so I started heading to the car. Then my girlfriend appeared and said "I love you because you didn't cheat on me".
Morale of the story: always have the condoms in your car.
Why don't I think before I act you ask?
If I fire too many neurons then morale in my brain goes down
Crew Morale
The captain of a ship noticed the crew seemed unhappy. So he asked the first mate, What is the status of the crew? The first mate yelled, ALL R-BORED!
Why do the brewing companies use "free beer coupons" as motivators?
They hope it'll brew morale.
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