Mopping Jokes
3 mopping jokes and hilarious mopping puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mopping that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Amusing & Witty Mopping Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun
What is a good mopping joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
A police officer was dispatched to the house of an elderly couple when the neighbors heard gunshots
Shortly after arriving the officer called into the station to update the sergeant
Officer: "well sergeant, the old woman shot her husband because he walked through the kitchen while she was mopping the floor."
Sergeant: "did you arrest her?"
Officer: "no sir"
Sergeant: "why not?"
Officer: "the floor is still wet."
A corporal needed to use the pay phone but didn't have change.
He saw a private mopping the floor nearby and asked, "Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?" The private replied, "Sure, hang on." The corporal gave him an icy stare and yelled, "That's no way to address your superior! Straighten up and let's try that again! Private, do you have change for a dollar?"
The private stood at attention and boomed, "NO SIR!"
I was mopping and my boss asked why the floors were all covered in water
"Just gettin' her wet first. You know, a little floor-play"
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