Mopped Jokes
29 mopped jokes and hilarious mopped puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mopped that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Mopped Short Jokes
Short mopped jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mopped humour may include short wiped jokes also.
- What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC? One has a job.
- My 82 year old Grandpa's favorite joke A skeleton walks into a bar, sits down and says
"I'll have a beer and a mop" - A skeleton walks in to a pub... [Happy Hallowe'en!] A skeleton walks in to a pub and says "Bring me a beer and a mop."
- A skeleton walks into a bar... Bartender: What'll be?
Skeleton: give me a beer and a mop. - Messy drinker A skeleton walks into a bar. The bartender says, What'll you have? The skeleton says, Gimme a beer and a mop.
- A skeleton walked into a bar A skeleton walked into a bar and asked for a beer.
And a mop. - A skeleton walks into a bar. The bartender says, What'll you have?
The skeleton says, Gimme a beer and a mop. - I was mopping and my boss asked why the floors were all covered in water "Just gettin' her wet first. You know, a little floor-play"
- My favorite Knock knock joke Who's there
I fling mop
I fling mop who?
You dirty little monkey! - A skeleton walks into a bar... Sits down and says to the bartender, "I'll take a beer and a mop."
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Mopped One Liners
Which mopped one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mopped? I can suggest the ones about swept and mowed.
- I got into a one-sided fight with a mop Wiped the floor with it.
- How does kurt cobain collect his thoughts? With a mop.
- A skeleton walks into a bar and asks for a beer and a mop.
- A skeleton walks into a bar He orders a drink...and a mop.
- A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer.... and a mop.
- I splurged and bought a mop... I had to. To clean up the splurge.
- A skeleton walked into a bar He said: "I need a beer and a mop"
- A skeleton walks into a bar Tells the bartender, "Gimme a beer and a mop."
- A skeleton walks into a bar ... ... He says " Gimme a beer -- and a mop ! "
- Say it out loud Knock knock
Who's there?
Smell Mop - A skeleton goes to the bar and says "Can I have a pint and a mop..."
- A skeleton walks into a bar... And says "gimme a beer and a mop."
- A skeleton walks into a bar. Says, "I'd like a beer please. And a mop."
- How do witches fly in the rain? With a mop.
- Are knock knock jokes allowed? Knock knock...
"Who's there?"
I eat mop....
Witty Mopped Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends
What funny jokes about mopped you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean washed jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mopped pranks.
A Woman Shoots Her Husband For Stepping On The Clean Floor...
A police officer jumps into his squad car and calls the station. I have an interesting case here, he says. A woman shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped. Have you arrested her? asks the sergeant. No, not yet. The floor's still wet.
A group of police officers are sitting outside a woman's house after she murdered her husband
One calls dispatch and says "we got a woman armed with a knife in here and she just killed her husband."
Dispatch says "do you know why she killed her husband?"
The officer replies "yeah, she told him not to step on the floor right after she mopped, and he stepped on it anyway"
Dispatch asks "well do you have her in custody yet?"
"No not yet" the officer says
Dispatch says "Why not?"
The officer hesitates for a moment, then finally replies "well the floor still looks wet"
Two policemen . . .
Two policemen call the station on their radio.
"Hello. ..... Is this the Sarge?"
"Yes?"
"We have a case here, Sarge. A woman has shot her husband
dead for stepping on the floor she had mopped."
"Have you arrested the woman?"
"No sir. The floor is still wet."
a policeman calls for backup
Dispatch, we've got a h**... here. Looks like This old lady just shot her husband. She claims it was because he kept tracking dirt over her freshly mopped floors. Over
Understood, is the suspect in custody? Over.
No dispatch. The floor isn't dry yet.
A police officer jumps into his squad car and calls the station...
"I have an interesting case here," he said. "A woman just shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped."
"Have you arrested her?" asks the sergeant,
"No, not yet. The floors still wet."
A cops calls for backup from a crime scene
This is officer John, please send backup, a woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean.
Have you arrested the woman?
No Sir, the floor is still wet.
A police officer called the station on his radio.
I have an interesting situation here. An old lady shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped."
Have you arrested the woman?
No, the floor's still wet.
Recently the police were called to the residence of an elderly couple. The Chief radios the station that the wife has shot the husband.
The Sgt. at the station stammers "What? Why?" The Chief calls back "Well, apparently she warned him about walking on her freshly mopped floors one more time..." Sarge is in utter disbelief "Did you go and arrest her??" Chief said not yet. Sarge asked what the h**... he's waiting for. Chief radios back "The floor still isn't dry..."
A Woman Shoots Her Husband For Stepping On The Clean Floor…
A Woman Shoots Her Husband For Stepping On The Clean Floor…
A police officer jumps into his squad car and calls the station.
I have an interesting case here, he says. A woman shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped.
Have you arrested her? asks the sergeant.
No, not yet. The floor's still wet.
2 police officers were called to a domestic a**...,
2 police officers were called to a domestic a**... call. when they got there they had to call for backup. 2 police cars showed up making it 6 officers at the scene,
they called headquarters and spoke to their Captain.
"Captain we have a m**... here"
"what happened?"
"a wife shot and killed her husband for walking on her still wet mopped kitchen floor"
"well, have you arrested her yet?"
"Not yet, the kitchen floor is still wet."
A cop calls up the station
Cop: "This is officer John. We have a h**... case here. A woman just shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean."
HQ: "Have you arrested the woman?"
Cop: "No sir, the floor is still wet."
An old lady shot her husband on the foot ...
An old lady shot her husband in the foot for stepping on the floor right after she mopped.
An officer reached on the scene and radioed into the station.
Station: "Has the women been arrested ? "
Officer: "No, the floor is still wet ...."
A police officer called his station back on Radio.
He was at a m**... scene where an old woman shot her husband for stepping on just mopped floor.
Dispatch: So was an Arrest made ?
Officer: Not yet.
Dispatch: ?
Officer: The floor is still wet.
2 beat cops call the crime branch on phone
Hello! Crime branch?
Yes.
This is sergeant John. We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean.
Have you arrested the woman?
No Sir! The floor is still wet!
