Mop Jokes
56 mop jokes and hilarious mop puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mop that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Mop Short Jokes
Short mop jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mop humour may include short skeleton jokes also.
- What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC? One has a job.
- My 82 year old Grandpa's favorite joke A skeleton walks into a bar, sits down and says
"I'll have a beer and a mop" - A skeleton walks in to a pub... [Happy Hallowe'en!] A skeleton walks in to a pub and says "Bring me a beer and a mop."
- A skeleton walks into a bar... Bartender: What'll be?
Skeleton: give me a beer and a mop. - Messy drinker A skeleton walks into a bar. The bartender says, What'll you have? The skeleton says, Gimme a beer and a mop.
- A skeleton walked into a bar A skeleton walked into a bar and asked for a beer.
And a mop. - A skeleton walks into a bar. The bartender says, What'll you have?
The skeleton says, Gimme a beer and a mop. - I was mopping and my boss asked why the floors were all covered in water "Just gettin' her wet first. You know, a little floor-play"
- My favorite Knock knock joke Who's there
I fling mop
I fling mop who?
You dirty little monkey! - A skeleton walks into a bar... Sits down and says to the bartender, "I'll take a beer and a mop."
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Mop One Liners
Which mop one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mop? I can suggest the ones about guts and janitor.
- I got into a one-sided fight with a mop Wiped the floor with it.
- How does kurt cobain collect his thoughts? With a mop.
- A skeleton walks into a bar and asks for a beer and a mop.
- A skeleton walks into a bar He orders a drink...and a mop.
- A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer.... and a mop.
- I splurged and bought a mop... I had to. To clean up the splurge.
- A skeleton walked into a bar He said: "I need a beer and a mop"
- A skeleton walks into a bar Tells the bartender, "Gimme a beer and a mop."
- A skeleton walks into a bar ... ... He says " Gimme a beer -- and a mop ! "
- Say it out loud Knock knock
Who's there?
Smell Mop - A skeleton goes to the bar and says "Can I have a pint and a mop..."
- A skeleton walks into a bar... And says "gimme a beer and a mop."
- A skeleton walks into a bar. Says, "I'd like a beer please. And a mop."
- How do witches fly in the rain? With a mop.
- Are knock knock jokes allowed? Knock knock...
"Who's there?"
I eat mop....
Humorous Mop Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life
What funny jokes about mop you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sponge jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mop pranks.
A University of Alabama graduate gets a job
He shows up to his first day of work, and the boss hands him a mop and a bucket.
"Hey! I will have you know I'm a graduate of the University of Alabama!"
"Oh, I'm sorry," the boss said, "let me show you how to use those."
Jim was lazy, but boy was he clever.
A difficult customer walked into the shop that Jim didn't want to deal with, so he grabbed a mop and pretended to clean up a mess.
The manager came over and asked him what he was doing. After telling him that he was cleaning, the manager said, "It doesn't look messy here."
To which Jim replied, "Why, thank you!"
I once got into a fight with a really big bloke.
Him: "I'm going to mop the floor with your face!"
Me: "You'll be sorry mate!"
Him: "Oh yeah? Why?"
Me: "Well you won't be able to get into the corners very well!"
(Credit to Bob Mortimer)
A little bloke gets into a fight with a big bloke...
The big bloke says "Mate, if you don't back off I'm going to mop the floor with your face."
The little bloke looks up at him with a raised fist and yells, "You'll be sorry!!"
"Oh, yeah? Why?"
"Well, you won't be able to do the corners very well"
I got in a fight one time with a really big guy...
He said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."
3 Jokes about bars:
1.
A duck walks into a bar.
He says "Give me a beer. Put it on my bill."
2.
A typewriter walks into a bar.
He says "Give me a beer. Put it on my tab."
3.
A skeleton walks into a bar.
He says "Give me a beer. Uh, and a mop."
Knock, knock… who's there? I eat mop.
I eat mop-who… g**...
A skeleton walks into a bar...
The bartender asks the skeleton, "What would you like?"
The skeleton replies, "I would like a beer and a mop please."
Want to give your wife a gift she will always remember?
Get her a mop. Trust me, she will never forget.
My wife went out last night. She told me to do the dishes and mop the floor before she gets home. I said, NO…
I'll mop the floor and then do the dishes! I don't have to do what you say!
Young man fresh out of college gets a job at a factory
When he arrives he surprised that he is assigned as junior janitor. Shocked he asks for the manager who hired him. Didn't you read I have a double major in Social Science and Anthropology
Oh says the man, I must have missed that. OK let me explain. Lift the mop up and put in the bucket, then wipe the dirty floor with it.
A skeleton walks in to a bar...
The bartender says, "What'll it be, mister?"
The skeleton says, "A beer and a mop, please!"
Fighting Big Guys for Dummies
I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, I'm going to mop the floor with your face.
I said, You'll be sorry.
He said, Oh, yeah? Why?
I said, Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well.
Bazinga!!
For the kids...
Knock knock
Who's there
I eat mop
I eat mop who (I eat mah p**...)
The cleaning lady refused to mop or sweep
"Floors are beneath me" she explained.
You guys hear about the skeleton that walked into a bar?
He tells the bartender, "get me a shot and a mop."
A skeleton walks into a bar
and says "I'll have a drink and a mop"
Short Dad Joke
These kind of jokes always make me laugh a little, if you don't get it at first.. think about it!
"A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop."
