Mooslim Jokes
10 mooslim jokes and hilarious mooslim puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mooslim that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Cheeky Mooslim Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle
What is a good mooslim joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
What do you call a skinny Pakistani cow?
A moo-slim.
What do you call a cow that's converted to Islam?
A Mooslim
Why do the Pakistanis love lean cows?
Because they are moo-slim.
Why did the anorexic cow take great offense when the farmer wished him Merry Christmas?
...because he was a moo-slim.
What do you call a skinny, Islamic cow?
A moo-slim.
What religion do Saudi Arabian cows follow?
Mooslim
What do you call a Saudi cow?
A moo-slim
What do you call a cow that believes in Allah?
a Moo-slim
Why do arabs love skim milk?
Because they are moo-slim.
What do you call a religious cow?
A mooslim
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