The Best 11 Moos Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Moos jokes. There are some moos bovine jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these moos remooved puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Moos Jokes and Puns

what is the difference between a sad ghost and an angry cow?

one boos sadly the other moos madly

Did you hear about the cow that cried wolf?

Fake Moos!

What do you call it when a cow gives a false media report?

Fake moos.

Moos joke, What do you call it when a cow gives a false media report?

What did the moose say after leaving the gay bar?

"Man, I blew like 50 bucks in there."

What's a cow's favorite song?

Moos like jagger.


What do you call a cow bringing an unfortunate message?

A bearer of bad moos

I'm not gonna lie, my girlfriend is a cow. But there's something intriguing about her...

She moos in mysterious ways

Moos joke, I'm not gonna lie, my girlfriend is a cow. But there's something intriguing about her...

What's the difference between a good speech and a cow?

Although both cannot be comprehended, one moves and one moos.

What does a Moose do when it gets a sore back?

It gets a Moosage!

(Credit goes to a 10 year old patient of mine.)

I heard that Donald Trump and Russia were conspiring to create artificial cow sounds.

Sounds like fake moos to me.

They say a moose can swim up to 6km/h.

Not very funny but at least you learned something

You can explore moos whey reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean moos moo dad jokes. There are also moos puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the moos moovies jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working moos cattle piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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