Moos Jokes
9 moos jokes and hilarious moos puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about moos that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Hilarious Moos Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter
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what is the difference between a sad ghost and an angry cow?
one boos sadly the other moos madly
Did you hear about the cow that cried wolf?
Fake Moos!
What do you call it when a cow gives a false media report?
Fake moos.
What did the moose say after leaving the gay bar?
"Man, I blew like 50 bucks in there."
What's a cow's favorite song?
Moos like jagger.
What do you call a cow bringing an unfortunate message?
A bearer of bad moos
I'm not gonna lie, my girlfriend is a cow. But there's something intriguing about her...
She moos in mysterious ways
What's the difference between a good speech and a cow?
Although both cannot be comprehended, one moves and one moos.
What does a Moose do when it gets a sore back?
It gets a Moosage!
(Credit goes to a 10 year old patient of mine.)
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