The Best 79 Moore Jokes

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Top 10 of the Funniest Moore Jokes and Puns

Im surprised that Roy Moore wants a recount; a large gap in numbers had never bothered him before.

Get it?

So Sir Roger Moore has sadly died.

You could say he is in Double 0 Heaven now

Sir Roger Moore, prominent James bond actor has passed away

His family say that they are shaken.... but not stirred

Moore joke, Sir Roger Moore, prominent James bond actor has passed away

Met Roy Moore at a bar once...

Chatted him up about wanting to hook up with twenty-nine year olds.

He looked at me with disbelief and asked "how are you going to do all twenty at once?"

Can you imagine going to your girlfriend's prom at 32?

Well neither could Roy Moore. He preferred freshmen.


Did you see that Roy Moore had a high profile interview on Dateline NBC?

What was unfortunate for him is that it was with Chris Hansen, who started it by asking him to take a seat over there.

Why did Roy Moore go to Walmart?

He heard that girl's pants were half off.

Moore joke, Why did Roy Moore go to Walmart?

Roy Moore ordered a 12 year old Scotch

She didn't like it

What's the difference between Bob Ross and Roy Moore?

One's a doodler and the other's a diddler.

Roy Moore is projected to lose the election by just 1%, according to a new poll.

Roy Moore is taking the news well, as he actually prefers to come in a little behind!

Why did Roy Moore go for underage girls?

He didn't want to commit *adult*ery.

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Did you guys hear about the Alabama senate race? So far the Democrat leads by 8 points.

If the lead goes into the 12-14 range, Roy Moore might want to date it.

Turns out that Roy Moore is having a bad influence on weather in Alabama.

The temperatures are flirting with the teens this week.

I'm not saying my cat is old..

.. but if it was a person, it would be too old for Roy Moore.

Congress has finally made a decision and just announced that if Roy Moore wins the senate...

They will be ending their 'take your daughter to work' program.

Why was Roy Moore a bad music teacher?

All he knew how to do was finger a minor.

Moore joke, Why was Roy Moore a bad music teacher?

What does Roy Moore and an e-book have in common?

They're both pdf files.

I don't understand all the uproar about Roy Moore lately.

It seems like a minor issue to me.

What does Roy Moore and a guitarist have in common?

They both enjoy fingering minors.


Hey, Roy Moore; what's the weather forecast?

Tonight, we'll be dipping into the teens.

I was playing tennis with Roy Moore this morning... The score was love-15.

**AWKWARD!**

So it turns out the girl I've been talking to is only 14....

But its alright. I like her even Moore now.

Caesar: Veni, vidi, vici!

Roy Moore: Vidi, vici, veni.

What's the difference between a 14-year old girl and a Ferrari?

Roy Moore doesn't have a Ferrari in his basement.

What is the difference between a driveway and a teenage girl?

Roy Moore pulls out of the driveway.

I really don't think Roy Moore will win the Alabama Senate election.

He'll probably come in a little behind.

Roy Moore opened a clothing store in Birmingham, but it was quickly shut down.

Parents were pretty upset when they realized "Teen girls clothes always half off" was the entry policy, not a sale.

Roy Moore is like winter

He's often dipping into the teens

Roy Moore likes his women the same way he likes his constitutional amendments...

12 and Under

In the Alabama senatorial race next week, Roy Moore is either going to win...

...or he's going to come in a little behind.

So Roy Moore and a little girl walking through a scary Forest

The little girl turns to him and says, "Geese mister I'm really scared!".

And he says " How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"

Have you heard that the weather forecast in Alabama now favors Roy Moore?

It's expected to dip into the teens

Why was Roy Moore waiting outside the liquor store when it opened?

He heard they had a 14 year old Brandy

Roy Moore says he'll bring Alabama values to Washington, but I'm not so sure. I mean, he sexually assaulted teenage girls...

But he wasn't related to any of 'em!

I invented a new drink today; basically you start with a Shirley Temple and put a really old cocktail sausage in it.

I call it the "Judge Roy Moore".

Roy Moore is in bed with a girl, and says "pretend you're 14". She found that really weird...

Her birthday was in 4 months anyway.

I sure hope Roy Moore wins today

Alabama needs a congressman who isn't afraid to get his hands on the issues before they get too big.

Why did the Alabama conservative Christian politician vote against abortion?

There will be Moore children to rape.

What is the difference between Roy Moore and an Anti-vaxxer?

Anti-vaxxers don't like to stick 'em while they're young.

Roy Moore is learning guitar chords

and he's starting with A Minor

Doug Jones just won the Senate race against Roy Moore

I guess you could say he got Moore votes.

to help cope with his loss Roy Moore ordered a 12 year old whiskey

she didn't like it

Roy Moore is not happy with the events that transpired tonight

He liked it better when the night was young

Dems haven't won a senate seat in Alabama since 1992

Unlike Roy Moore, they were capable of waiting 25 years.

Doug Jones' margin of victory is so small

Roy Moore is going to try and molest it.

What's the difference between a 13 year old and the Senate?

After tonight, Roy Moore won't be in the Senate.

Why did Roy Moore lose the Senate race?

He enjoys coming in a little behind.

Republicans: "We couldn't possibly lose Alabama!"

Roy Moore: "hold my beer kids"

Roy Moore demands recount!

Nope, she was still 14

Moore doesn't care that he lost tonight NSFW

word on the street is he prefers to come in a little behind.

I wanna ask Roy Moore voters how they feel about losing such a close race.

Unfortunately, I don't speak Russian.

When Roy Moore lost the election he went straight to the liquor store.

He heard they had a 14-year-old Brandy.

The Alabama Senate elections are in! And even though it was tight,

Roy Moore came in a little behind.

The real reason Roy Moore wanted to be in D.C.

He hasn't been banned from the National Mall

How many Republican candidates does it take to lose a Senate race in Alabama?

One Moore.

Roy Moore walks into a bar and orders a 10 year old scotch, and water

The bartender says "here's your scotch and water."
Roy Moore asks "where's my 10 year old?"

What's the difference between Roy Moore and an Anti-Vaxxer?

The Anti-vaxxer is against sticking it in kids

Roy Moore refuses to concede the Alabama Senate race.

He keeps insisting that the black votes should only count for 3/5ths.

Roy Moore demanded a recount

The results came back that she was 14 and a half.

Doug Jones' victory is so small

Roy Moore wants to date it

Why is Roy Moore so mad about the election anyways?

He normally likes coming in a little behind.

I heard Roy Moore fell off the wagon after losing on Tuesday...

Several sources claim he was heard repeatedly asking for a decent 15 year old Brandy.

Roy Moore still hasn't conceded, which actually makes sense.

How could anyone banned from mall food courts know anything about concessions?

I know it might be a little late for Moore victim jokes

But really, they never get old.

What do you call a Harambe tribute sculpture designed by Roy Moore?

Statuetory Ape

Why does Roy Moore like D.C.

Because, while the temperature is 30Β°, the real feel is in the teens.

Roy Moore refuses to concede the Alabama Election

It's almost as if he doesn't understand that no means no!

Roy Moore missed the New Years Eve countdown.

He's demanding a recount.

Roy Moore is no longer interested in this year..

Because it's officially '18

I see that Gary Moore didn't get any upvotes.

He's Still Got the Blues.

Trump endorsed Roy Moore but not Don Blankenship...

I guess it's all right to mess with minors, but miners are off limits.

What is Bob Marley's favorite brand of paint?

Ben-jammin' Moore!

Not sure why this got removed the first time. But when was it not ok for Roy Moore to be a judge?

[twice removed]

My wife told me I need to do more around the house...

Apparently, she wasn't talking about Mrs. Moore from across the street.

My chemistry teacher asked me a question in class.

She told to me to rank all the bonds.

So I did.

1) Connery

2) Craig

3) Brosnan

4) Dalton

5) Lazenby

She sent me outside the class. I still wonder if there were any Moore?

Who's your favorite James Bond actor?

They're all good but I like Roger Moore.

Ricky Nelson would be proud

I had a dream the other night. I was at an Italian restaurant, as I was walking in unnoticed Lou Abbot and Mary Tyler Moore waiting to be seated and Corey Hart was leaving having already ate. I made a gesture and said Hello Mary, Lou, and goodbye Hart.

I told my coworker he should introduce himself like James Bond

The name's Moore, Steve Moore. At least that's what the ladies say.

Benjamin Moore just came out with a new paint called blonde

It's not very bright but it spreads easily

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