Moonwalked Jokes
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- Watching my wedding video in reverse brought tear to my eyes I took off her wedding ring, returned her to her dad, and moonwalked my way out of the church.
- If you watch godzilla backwards it's about a dinosaur that passionately pieces a city back together before moonwalking into the sea.
- After learning to moonwalk for about 2 days, I would say I'm much, much better than Michael Jackson now. That's probably because he's dead though
- I was trying to learn the moonwalk but I wasn't going anywhere... So I decided to take a couple steps back
- Why did Michael Jackson invent the Moonwalk? It was a great way to get out of kids' bedrooms unheard.
- Chuck Norris taught Michael Jackson how to moonwalk Afterwards he round house kicked him so hard his black fell off. Afterwards Chuck said no black man could dance better than him..
- Michael Jackson does moonwalk because he doesn't have time to turn and run away from Chuck Norris.
- Why does Michael Jackson moves backward when he moonwalks? Because moving forward is just walking.
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- Michael Jackson did a moonwalk. What does Jay-Z do? Jay-walks of course
- Sometimes I like to moonwalk like Michael Jackson Because it takes me back.
- First Michael Jackson, and now Neil Armstrong.... The world is running out of moonwalkers
- First Michael Jackson and now Neil Armstrong...
God is clearly no fan of moonwalkers. - Why did the man moonwalk across the street when the signal changed? He was dyslexic.
- Two gay guys moonwalk into a bar...
- Chuck Norris can Moonwalk on the Sun.
- I was following a moonwalking tutorials... ...but all the steps ran together.
- An atheist and a fat horse walk the moon Moonwalking like Michael Jackson
- What do you call a wolf moonwalking ? A flow
- What's the best way to break in a new pair of shoes? Moonwalking
Moonwalked Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about moonwalked you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make moonwalked pranks.
A prisoner at the Edmonton Max started training a large fly to do tricks.
For years, for thousands of hours, he worked with the insect.
It learned to walk across a miniature high wire, ride a tiny one-wheel bike, balance on a pair of stilts and sing songs from Phantom of the opera.
"When you and I get out of here," the jailbird said to the fly "we’re going to tour the nightspots and make a fortune."
Finally the day arrived.
Fly safely tucked away in his pocket, (inside its matchbox home), the ex-con made his way to a bar to celebrate.
At the bar, he brought out his trick fly.
On cue, it started moonwalking.
"What about this fly, eh?" he said to the bartender.
In one swift motion, the bartender reached for his copy of the newspaper The edmonton sun, rolled it up and squished the fly with a mighty swipe.
"Glad you saw it," muttered the bartender. "Blasted things are everywhere."
Husband takes his wife to a disco.
Husband takes his wife to a disco. There's a guy on the dance floor dancing like a king –moonwalking, break dancing, head spins, the works. The wife turns to her husband and sighs: "You see that man? 25 years ago he asked me to marry him and I said no."
Husband says: "Yep, it looks like he's still celebrating!!"
The reunion
Husband goes with his wife to her high school reunion. After meeting several of her friends and former school mates, they are sitting at a table where he is yawning and obviously bored.
The band cranks up and people are beginning to dance....There's a guy on the dance floor living it large, break dancing, moon-walking, back flips, buying drinks for people, the works.
Wife turns to her husband and says, See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down." Husband says: "Looks like he's still celebrating!"
I watched the video of my wedding backwards.
I almost cried when I took the ring back, gave her back to her father, moonwalked out of the church, and went away, free.
Wow: I made it to front page! Thanks guys!
A guy takes his wife out for the night and they end up at a disco where there's a guy on the dance floor giving it large – break dancing, moonwalking, back flips, every dance move going...
The wife turns to her husband and says, See that guy on the dance floor? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down.
The husband replies, It looks like he's still celebrating.
My local beauty shop was broken into last night.
CCTV footage shows a suspect moonwalking out carrying a large amount of moisturising cream.
The officer at the scene told the shop owner "You've been struck by, a smooth criminal".
A beta tester walks into a bar
A beta tester runs into a bar
A beta tester crawls into a bar
A beta tester moonwalks into a bar
A beta tester jumps into a bar
A beta tester sneaks into a bar
A beta tester orders 1 beer
A beta tester orders 2 beers
A beta tester orders 0 beers
A beta tester orders 999999999 beers
A beta tester orders -1 beers
A beta tester orders qwertyuip beers
A beta tester orders a lizard in a cup
A regular user walks into the bar and asks if he can use their toilet
The bar erupts into flames and burns to the ground.
A husband took his wife to a disco on the weekend. There was a guy on the dance floor busting tile. He was breakdancing, moonwalking, doing back flips - the works. The wife turned to husband and said: "See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down."
Her husband says: "Looks like he's still celebrating!"