Moonshine Jokes
9 moonshine jokes and hilarious moonshine puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about moonshine that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Comical & Quirky Moonshine Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
What is a good moonshine joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
I just broke up with my moonshiner girfriend
But I love her still
A man is hitchhiking on a lonely road.
After a good while an old beat up truck stops and picks him up and after a couple of minutes of small talk the driver ask the man if he wants some booze. Sure he says and gets handed a bottle. When he tries to drink it the smell of bad moonshine overwhelms him and he declined the drink. The old man driving just steps on the breaks and pulls a shotgun and screams " now you drink or I blow your head of" the guy does what he's told and takes a sterdy sip. After the old man goes: "Good, now you aim at me so I can have drink too"
When I was young man I met a girl in tennessee turned out she was a moonshiners daughter. That was a long time ago..
But I love her still.
What's an alcoholic's favourite thing about the night sky?
The moonshine
I've invented a solar-powered still!
It turns sunshine into moonshine.
Cr
Tom Cruise is making a movie about distilling moonshine during prohibition
It's called Whisky Business
What do nocturnal animals drink?
*Moonshine.*
What do you call a castrated male chicken that runs an i**... moonshine business?
Al Capon
My buddy came to me after a night of drinking and said...
"I drank moonshine last night and blew chunks. Now I'm embarrassed." I said, "no need to be embarrassed my son, we all have gotten sick from the shine." He said, "you don't understand, Chunks is my dog."
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