Moonlight Jokes
10 moonlight jokes and hilarious moonlight puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about moonlight that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Fun-Filled Moonlight Jokes to Boost Your Mood
What is a good moonlight joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
La La Land wins Oscar in Best Picture
But Moonlight won the popular vote
What's a husband's favorite Karwa Chauth song?
"Moonlight Shadow", because once the moon shows up, dinner is served!
A group of Native Americans are sitting around a campfire
A young brave asks the others, "When will I be given a name?"
"When you distinguish yourself in the tribe," answers Thundering Buffalo.
"Then the elders will recognize you with a name," says Rides By Moonlight.
"It is the proudest moment of a young brave's life," says Silent Wolf.
"Eh, it's overrated," says s**... In Breechcloth.
I wasn't making enough money as a keyboard percussionist so I started moonlighting as gun salesperson.
I go from glockenspiel to Glock and spiel.
Seems my girlfriend's moonlighting as a parts model
I overheard her on the phone to her friend, boasting about how much she was earning doing hand and foot jobs.
Did you hear about the physicist who moonlighted as a romance novelist?
He wrote complete works of friction.
Why does a daisy need sunlight instead of moonlight?
Because otherwise, it would be called a nightsy
I read a news story recently about a large group of secretive gay vigilantes who founded a temple to the god of sailing that moonlights as a b**... club.
The headline read
"Masked Masc for Masc Masses create Mast Mass for Masochists"
Did you hear about the lawyer who moonlights as a U2 impersonator?
He calls himself Pro Bono.
What do you call a therapist who moonlights as a p**...?
A cathartic thot.
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