Moon Phase Jokes
24 moon phase jokes and hilarious moon phase puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about moon phase that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Moon Phase Short Jokes
Short moon phase jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The moon phase humour may include short moon eclipse jokes also.
- An astronomy joke, kind of... Why do werewolves howl at the full moon?
Because it's just after the waxing phase! - Should I get get worried when the moon goes dark? Nah, it's just a phase.
Credit to u/jej1 for the entire premise, I just reworded it. - This Thanksgiving's super moon is a b**... Moon ... After it's waxing phase it will be a Brazilian Moon .
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Moon Phase One Liners
Which moon phase one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with moon phase? I can suggest the ones about full moon and moon.
- My son identifies as a crescent moon. I'm worried, but my wife says it's just a phase.
- Why is the moon so grumpy? It's just going through one of its phases.
- The moon looks pretty upset tonight. Must be going through a phase.
- I'm currently obsessed with the Moon Although I think it's just a phase
- Why do Werewolves howl at the full moon? It's right after a waxing phase.
- Why was the Moon in a bad mood? It was just going through one of its phases.
- Why do werewolves only transform at full moon? Because it is just a phase after all.
- What did the teenage Gibbous moon say to its mother? "It's not just a phase, MOM!"
- A New Moon is a Teenager Just going through an emo phase
- Why do wolves howl at the full moon? They know the waxing phase is coming next
- The Moon came out as gay. It's just a phase.
Moon Phase Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about moon phase you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean solar eclipse jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make moon phase pranks.