Moon Eclipse Jokes

Funniest Moon Eclipse Short Jokes

Short moon eclipse jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The moon eclipse humour may include short moon phase jokes also.

1. Know your eclipses. Earth between sun and moon: Lunar eclipse.
   Moon between sun and Earth: Solar eclipse.
   Sun between moon and Earth: Apoceclypse.
2. What does the moon do when it needs a haircut? Eclipse it.
   Sorry, my son was studying science and saw this joke. He wanted me to share it. Apparently upping his dad joke skills early.
3. Is it a solar or lunar eclipse where the sun passes in front of the moon? Neither. That would be the apoca-clipse.
4. Eclipse is when earth is between sun and moon, what is it called when sun is between earth and moon ? Apocalypse
   P.S . My 11 yr old nephew said this and I found it very funny
5. I saw a double eclipse today. Not only did the moon block out the sun, but the clouds did as well.
   :(
6. Having lunch in town when I hear a father drop this gem on his son. How does the man on the moon cut his hair?
   Eclipse it.
7. How does a barber cut the moon's hair? E-clipse it!
8. A lunar eclipse is when the earth is between the earth and moon. A solar eclipse is when the moon is between the earth and the sun Apocalypse is when the sun is between the earth and the moon
9. Why was it so hard to get good pictures of the eclipse? Because mooning is considered indecent exposure.
10. Full moon 🌕 Half moon 🌓 TOTAL eclipse

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Moon Eclipse One Liners

Which moon eclipse one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with moon eclipse? I can suggest the ones about solar eclipse and full moon.

1. What kind of eclipse is it when the sun moves in front of the moon? An Apocaclipse.
2. How does the man in the moon cut his hair? (From my 9yo child) Eclipse it.
3. How does the man on the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
4. I couldn't see the eclipse of the sun today! 😡 Friggin' moon was in the way! 😡
5. How does the moon get a haircut? Eclipse it
6. How would a man on the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
7. How does the moon cut its hair? Eclipse it.
8. What does the barber do to the moon's hair? Eclipse it.
9. What does the man on the moon do when he needs a haircut? Eclipse it.
10. What does the man on the moon do if his hair is to long? Eclipse it.
11. How does the moon shave? Eclipse it.
    (He clips it)
12. Topical Humor How does the moon get his hair cut? Eclipse it.
13. I'm very excited for the eclipse I'm glad the moon is finally getting its day in the sun.
14. How is it called when a black person is mooning? Eclipsing
15. What does the lunar eclipse have in common with the baboon? They both display a red moon.

Moon Eclipse Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about moon eclipse you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean eclipse jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make moon eclipse pranks.