Moon Eclipse Jokes

Funniest Moon Eclipse Short Jokes

Short moon eclipse jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The moon eclipse humour may include short moon phase jokes also.

1. Know your eclipses. Earth between sun and moon: Lunar eclipse.
   Moon between sun and Earth: Solar eclipse.
   Sun between moon and Earth: Apoceclypse.
2. Eclipse is when earth is between sun and moon, what is it called when sun is between earth and moon ? Apocalypse
   P.S . My 11 yr old nephew said this and I found it very funny
3. I saw a double eclipse today. Not only did the moon block out the sun, but the clouds did as well.
   :(
4. Having lunch in town when I hear a father drop this gem on his son. How does the man on the moon cut his hair?
   Eclipse it.
5. Why was it so hard to get good pictures of the eclipse? Because mooning is considered indecent exposure.
6. During an eclipse, the part of the moon you see Is the side of the moon where the Sun don't shine

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Moon Eclipse One Liners

Which moon eclipse one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with moon eclipse? I can suggest the ones about solar eclipse and full moon.

1. What kind of eclipse is it when the sun moves in front of the moon? An Apocaclipse.
2. How does the man in the moon cut his hair? (From my 9yo child) Eclipse it.
3. I couldn't see the eclipse of the sun today! 😡 Friggin' moon was in the way! 😡
4. What does the moon do when it needs a haircut? Eclipse it.
5. What does the barber do to the moon's hair? Eclipse it.
6. I'm very excited for the eclipse I'm glad the moon is finally getting its day in the sun.
7. How is it called when a black person is mooning? Eclipsing
8. What does the lunar eclipse have in common with the baboon? They both display a red moon.
9. How does a barber cut the moon's hair? E-clipse it!
10. Full moon 🌕 Half moon 🌓 TOTAL eclipse
11. Decided to watch the lunar eclipse tonight... Couldn't see the moon
12. What does a koala have in common with the moon? You Eclipse Us

Moon Eclipse Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about moon eclipse you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean eclipse jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make moon eclipse pranks.