Moon Day Jokes
26 moon day jokes and hilarious moon day puns to laugh out loud. Read holiday jokes about moon day that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Moon Day Short Jokes
Short moon day jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The moon day humour may include short moon phase jokes also.
- Astronomers got tired of watching the moon go round the earth for 24 hours, so they called it a day. I'm sorry.
- On October 31st, we will have a full moon, and the 7th planet from the sun will be its brightest... So when someone sees the moon that day, they will likely see Uranus too...
- Why did God create the moon and stars on the eighth day? After spending a day with Eve, Adam begged God for some space
- Why didn't they make today a national holiday to signify the first moon landing? Because everyone hates moon days.
- My girlfriend asked me what the difference between a moon-roof and a sun-roof is. I told her it's night and day.
- I think our sun is highly overrated At least the moon gives off a bit of light at night, the sun only shines in the day when it's already light.
- People got tired of watching the moon rotate around the earth for 24 hours ..so they just called it a day
- In 1970 they said that in 30 years we'd be vacationing on the moon. It's 2018 and instead we're talking about vacationing on Mars some day.
- What's more important, the sun or the moon? Clearly the moon! It gives us light at night when we need it while the sun gives us light in the day when we don't!
- Ancient astronomers were studying the movement of the moon around the Earth After doing it for 24 hours they got tired of it and decided to call it a day.
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Moon Day One Liners
Which moon day one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with moon day? I can suggest the ones about moon eclipse and full moon.
- I was tired of watching the moon rotate for 24 hours So I decided to call it a day
- The astronomers were tired after following the moon for 24 hours So they called it a day.
- Today is the day when the moon looks upon earth. That's why it's blushing.
- I'm very excited for the eclipse I'm glad the moon is finally getting its day in the sun.
Moon Day Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about moon day you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean moons jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make moon day pranks.
On any given day, s**... i**... takes place 120 million times on earth.
Apparently, I live on the moon.
A long time ago, an Indian chief fell into an outhouse.
An Indian chief fell into an outhouse.
Several days later a man went into the outhouse and noticed the chief. Startled the man asked, "How long have you been in there?"
"Many moons my son, many moons!"
And that was my favorite joke as a kid.
(thought I would pass this along) One day a teacher was talking about marriage in class...
**Teacher**: What kind of wife would you like Johnny?
**Johnny**: I would want a wife like the moon.
**Teacher**: Wow! What a choice...Do you want her to be beautiful and calm like the moon?
**Johnny**: No, I want her to arrive at night and disappear in the morning...
An American Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face.
“Mom, why is my big brother named Mighty Storm?” “Because he was conceived during a mighty storm.” “Why is my sister named Cornflower?” “Well, your father and I were in a cornfield when we made her." "And why is my other sister called Moonchild?” "We were watching the moon landing while she was conceived. Tell me, Torn Rubber, why are you so curious?”
I really think road signs should start adding punctuation.
Here are some examples:
STOP!
Slow, children playing.
Deer Crossing,
It's been many moons since I've felt your touch. The nights are short, and the days are hard. All I want is to get back to you, but I fear I may not make it out alive.
Tractor Accident
A guy named Matt was obsessed with tractors. He would enter tractor competitions, he would collect tractor figures, he loved tractors.
One day he decides to enter a competition, but this time he is the judge. To win the competition, the tractor has to pull as much weight as it can up a 30m hill.
As Matt was watching, the cable broke and swung around, hitting him in the leg. It was a very serious injury and the doctors told him he could never walk again.
A few months later, he meets the love of his life. They decide to go on a honey-moon to Vietnam. They were in a restaurant full of people smoking. Smoke was everywhere. His girlfriend started getting uncomfortable with the smoke, and wanted to leave.
Matt, being a gentleman, offered to help. He huffed, and puffed, he s**... all the smoke from the restaurant, ran outside, and blew it all out. Everyone was speechless. His girlfriend asks, "How did you do that!?".
"I'm an ex-tractor fan"
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping.
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping. At about 3:30 in the morning Sherlock wakes up Watson and says to him:
"Look up into the sky, Watson, what do you see?"
Watson replies,"I see that it is very clear out, and that the moon is full."
"And what do you deduct from that, Watson?" Sherlock asks.
"I deduct that is is about 3:30 in the morning, and that tomorrow will be a clear, sunny day. tomorrow night the moon will begin to wane," Watson answered. Then he asked," what do you deduct from that, Sherlock?" Sherlock replied:
WATSON YOU IDIOT, SOMEONE HAS STOLEN OUR TENT!
The Blonde Astronaut
One day three female astronauts, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde, had a few drinks in a bar to celebrate their accomplishments. The brunette said, "We should be proud that we were the first female astronauts to land on the moon." The redhead said, "And we should be proud that we were the first astronauts to walk on Mars." The blonde added, "And we should be proud that someday we'll be the first astronauts to fly to the sun." "Don't be ridiculous," said the brunette. "If we got within a 100-mile radius of the sun, we would burn up and die!" The blonde replied, "I know, that's why we'll go at night, I'm not that s**...!"
