Moody Jokes
33 moody jokes and hilarious moody puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about moody that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Moody Short Jokes
Short moody jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The moody humour may include short mood swing jokes also.
- Why did Barty Crouch Jr. quit drinking his polyjuice potion? Because it was making him moody.
- Virtually every Harry Potter character can teach us a lesson. For example, Barty Crouch Jr. taught us that drinking can make you Moody.
- Why are girls with big tiddies always so moody? Cause they always keep the things they are mad about in their chest.
- My mom has been tired, irritable, moody, and able to instantly stop small fish. I think she's going through minnowpause.
- Why did the Cow go to the psychologist? Because she was Moody :I
...I'll see myself out :| - City Life At first I was Ern(e)st and Young, but then became Standard and Poor: yet when I got broody I was rated as Moody, loosing my triple A score
- How does one describe Ron Weasley when Harry's name came out of the Goblet of Fire? Mad eyed and moody
- Why are females so moody when they're on their period? It's an o**... action.
- Why are women moody during p**...? Because they're o**... acting.
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Moody One Liners
Which moody one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with moody? I can suggest the ones about mood swings and bad mood.
- Why did Barty Crouch Jr. stop drinking? It was making him Moody
- Sometimes I wake up moody... The other times, i let her sleep.
- My wife is so moody at Christmas, I blame the festive period.
- What do you call a clingy, moody scientist? A dependent variable
- Why is Windows 10 like a moody teenager? Because nobody gets it.
- What do you call a moody chemist from Boston? Bismuth Polonium Lanthanum
- I finally get why everyone on earth is so moody... This whole planet is bi-polar.
- Why was the butterfly so moody? It was that time of the moth
- Why was Cleopatra so moody? Because she was on her pyramid.
- What rating did Moody's give to the sheep? BAAA
- What band is a cow favorite?
Moody Blues. - I met a moody horse earlier... He was a real naysayer.
- Why was the farmer's cow moody Cause he realized he was an udder failure
- U know, Sam is moody Whenever I tell him so, he gets angry.
- What do you call a moody bear? A bi-polar bear.
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What funny jokes about moody you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean happy mood jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make moody pranks.
Pregnant Wife
My wife has been so moody since she became pregnant. I asked her to push harder and she began yelling and calling me names.
I said, "Let me know if you have a better way to get the car out of the mud."
Snow White and Prince Charming in Divorce Court
Judge: So, you want a divorce because your wife is too moody?
Prince: No, I said that last night I came home and she was feeling Happy, and then she was feeling Grumpy, then she was feeling Bashful, then she was feeling Sleepy…
Tense, moody joke
Guy lands at Logan, hops a cab, and says to the driver, "Well now that i'm in Boston, where can I get scrod?" Cabbie says, "You know, I've heard that question a thousand times, but never in the pluperfect subjunctive."
Prescription drug recall
The pharmaceutical company AvKare has issued a recall for two of their drugs which were accidentally switched. An antidepressant and a drug to treat erectile dysfunction.
This explains why my grandfather has been so moody yet my grandmother has been so happy!
