Moods Jokes
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Humorous Moods Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life
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My moods really stabilized since I quit smoking w**....
Now I'm just depressed ALL the time.
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Two women are shopping and talking about their husbands. One says, "My husband said he was getting impatient with my mood swings, so he bought me a mood ring the other day to monitor my moods." "How'd that work out?" asked the second woman. "Well," said the first, "When I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big, flipping red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond."
I have 2 moods.
Sleep is for the weak and I want to sleep for a week.
What medication are ants prescribed to deal with their low moods?
Anty depressants.
My Wife decided to buy me a mood ring...
...to gauge my moods.
We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood it turns blue and when I'm in a bad mood it leaves a big red mark in her forehead.
Woman Talks
An elderly couple talk in the evening: Honey,
I'm so sorry that I let out my anger at you so often.
How do you manage to stay so calm with my foul moods?
I always go and clean the toilet when that happens.
And that helps? Yes, because I'm using your toothbrush.
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