Moo Jokes

80 moo jokes and hilarious moo puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about moo that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Moo Short Jokes

Short moo jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The moo humour may include short honk jokes also.

  1. A joke my 10yr old sister has been repeating five times a day: where do cows live? Moo York.
  2. Why did the scared cow say "Moo?" Because it's a cow word.
    I thought of this today, did I make a new joke?
  3. Knock knock Knock Knock.
    Who's there?
    Cow goes.
    Cow goes who?
    No, Cow goes Moo!
    Credit to my 7 year old daughter
  4. Knock knock! Who's there?
    Cow who?
    A cow says moo, silly.
    (my 5 year old daughter made me submit this... )
  5. What do you call it when a cow get's milked without consent? "Moo-lestation"
  6. Why do cows need four legs to walk? Because they lactose.
  7. If cows say "moo" and ghosts say "boo", what does the ghost of a cow say? Nothing. Cows don't have souls.
  8. what is the difference between a sad ghost and an angry cow? one boos sadly the other moos madly
  9. If cows go moo and sheep go baa, what do pigs say? I'll make America great again
  10. Me and my mate were playing darts he said "Nearest to bull starts?", I said "Baa," he said "Moo," I said "You're first then."

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Moo One Liners

Which moo one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with moo? I can suggest the ones about oink and cow.

  1. Courtesy of my seven year-old son: What do cows call their clothes? Moo
  2. What do evil cows say? Moo ha ha.
  3. Why did the moo run away? Because it's a cow word
  4. What do you call a skinny Pakistani cow? A moo-slim.
  5. What do you call a cow that can't moo? A milk dud
    Credit to my 5 year old nephew
  6. From my 13 year old son: what do call a cow that kills other cows? A moo-derer
  7. Why does a cow say "moo" when you scare it? Because it's a cow-word.
  8. What kind of entertainment do cows like? Moo-sicals 🤣🤣🤣
  9. My leg keeps making a mooing sound. I think I have a calf injury.
  10. The cow says "Moo." The pig says "Oink." The dog says Ed..ward.
  11. What do cows say on Halloween? Still moo.
  12. How do you hide a cow? You Cow-Moo-flage it.
  13. Why do the Pakistanis love lean cows? Because they are moo-slim.
  14. Deja moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before
  15. What lives on a farm and says moo? a bilingual chicken

Cow Moo Jokes

Here is a list of funny cow moo jokes and even better cow moo puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Why did the anorexic cow take great offense when the farmer wished him Merry Christmas? ...because he was a moo-slim.
  • What do you call a cow that got hit by a car? moo-tilated.
  • What did one cow say to another cow at midnight on New Years eve? Moo.
  • What is a exodus of Cows called A Moo-vement
  • What do you call a disobedient feline pirate? A mew-tineer!
    And what do you call a genetically altered cow?
    A moo-tant, of course!
  • The cow goes 'moo.' The horse goes 'neigh'. The pig goes Can I see your licence and registration?
  • From my 7 y/o: What do you call a cow that can't moo yet? n0000000b!
  • What do you call a bra company for cows? Moo Moo Melon.
  • Two cows walk into a barn "man i hate this farm", said the first one.
    "mood", mooed the second cow.
  • Bad cows, bad cows, whatcha gonna moo?!

Cheeky Moo Jokes to Experience Good Cheer & Frivolity

What funny jokes about moo you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean udder jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make moo pranks.

Technology has ruined our kids

A group of young children were siting in a circle with their teacher. She was going around in turn asking them all questions.
"Davy, what noise does a cow make? "
"It goes moo. "
"Alice, what noise does a cat make? "
"It goes meow. "
"Jamie, what sound does a lamb make? "
"It goes baaa. "
"Jennifer, what sound does a mouse make? "
"Errr.., it goes.. click! "

A class of 3rd graders return from their field trip to the farm and the teacher asks them, "what kind of noises did you hear at the farm?"

The first kid raises his hand and says, "I heard the cow go moo!"
The second kid raises his hand and says, "I heard the pig go oink!"
The third kid raises his hand and says, "I heard the farmer yell 'get off my tractor you little f**...!'"

I hate when during a dinner party someone brings up how inhumane killing cows is.

They really know h**... the moo

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head are running from the police....

.... they run into a barn to hide. The brunette hides behind a stall of cows, the redhead hides in the goat pen, and the blonde hides behind bags full of potatoes. The police come in and shine their flashlights on the cows. The brunette says "MOO!" and the police shine their lights on the goats. The redhead says "BAHH!", so the police move on to the potatoes. They shine their lights on them and the blonde says "POTATOES!!!"

d**... autocorrect!

My Wife texted me a selfie in a new dress and asked "Does this make my b**... look big?"
I texted back "Noo!"
My phone autocorrected my response to "Moo!"
Please send help!

Two cows are standing...

in the pasture. One turns to the other and says, "Although pi is usually abbreviated to five numbers, it actually goes on to infinity."
The second cow turns to the first and says: "Moo."
(stolen from Plato and a Platypus Walk into a Bar...)

A Blonde A Brunette and A Redhead trespassed onto a farm

later a farmer came to chase them out so they all went hiding in the barnyard. The redhead hid with the pigs and said "oink" "oink", the brunette hid with the cows and said "moo" moo", and the blonde hid under a potato sack and said "potato" potato"

A dog says to the other, Woof! The other replies, Moo! The first dog is perplexed.

He says, Moo? Why did you say, 'Moo?'
The other dog answers, I'm trying to learn a foreign language.

Knock knock. Who's there? Confused chicken. Confused chicken who?


A cow who swears they remember something twice.

Must have deja moo

Told this joke when I was three

Me: "Why did the cow cross the road?"
Parent: "Wh-"
Me: "Moo!"

What's a talkative Zimbabwean cow?

Moo gabby

2 Cows in a field.

One cow turns to the other cow and says moo . The other cow replies and says Jesus, I was just about to say that!

why did I buy the cow

To moo the lawn

What's a cow's favorite chemical?

molybdenum monoxide

A s**... joke that my mum tells me a lot

So there are two cows eating grass in a paddock. One cow looks up and says "moo". The other cow says "hey, I was gonna say that!"

A bull notices a spider on a cow's back

He tells the cow, don't moo.

One cow said moo, what did the other cow say?

I wanted to say that

What did the cow say to the paintbrush?

As told by my kid this morning.

You know what they say about cows in the Bermuda Triangle...

They moo in mysterious waves

A cow has apparently defied great odds and given birth to four calves and have been named

Eeny, Meeny, Miney, and Moo.

What did the cow say to the horse


Déjà Moo

When you are sure you have heard this b**... before.

What animals say

The cow goes moo
The horse goes neigh
The dog goes woof
The pig goes "you have the right to remain silent"

What's pink and goes "moo"?

A pig with an identity crisis.

Two cows in a field, one turns to the other and says "MOO"

The other cow replied "I was gonna say that!"

What do you call a counterfeit cow?

Sham moo.

What do you call a Cow on the moon?

A Moo - nwalker

What did the cow say when she got hit by a car?

What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch?
What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence?
What did the cow say when she got hit by a train?
"Why does everything always happen to meeee?"
Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.

Why does the cow say moo?

So that he can, for a brief moment, escape the unbearable scream that is silence

What does a cow think when it sees another cow get struck by lightening?


cow herd holding a meeting to trap poachers.....

cow head: moo moo moo moo moo moo moo.
cow herd: moo moo moo
all nodded in unison: a pen.

Which newspaper is most popular around cows?

The Moo York Times

What did the cow say to the farmer named Mitch?

Moo Mitch, get out the hay

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