Following is our collection of funny Moo jokes. There are some moo hoo jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these moo chee puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Moo
Moo ha ha.
Moo York.
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Cow goes.
Cow goes who?
No, Cow goes Moo!
Credit to my 7 year old daughter
A group of young children were siting in a circle with their teacher. She was going around in turn asking them all questions.
"Davy, what noise does a cow make? "
"It goes moo. "
"Alice, what noise does a cat make? "
"It goes meow. "
"Jamie, what sound does a lamb make? "
"It goes baaa. "
"Jennifer, what sound does a mouse make? "
"Errr.., it goes.. click! "
The first kid raises his hand and says, "I heard the cow go moo!"
The second kid raises his hand and says, "I heard the pig go oink!"
The third kid raises his hand and says, "I heard the farmer yell 'get off my tractor you little fucker!'"
A milk dud
Credit to my 5 year old nephew
.... they run into a barn to hide. The brunette hides behind a stall of cows, the redhead hides in the goat pen, and the blonde hides behind bags full of potatoes. The police come in and shine their flashlights on the cows. The brunette says "MOO!" and the police shine their lights on the goats. The redhead says "BAHH!", so the police move on to the potatoes. They shine their lights on them and the blonde says "POTATOES!!!"
My Wife texted me a selfie in a new dress and asked "Does this make my butt look big?"
I texted back "Noo!"
My phone autocorrected my response to "Moo!"
Please send help!
Because it's a cow-word.
Ed..ward.
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Still moo.
Who's there?
Cow!
Cow who?
A cow says moo, silly.
(my 5 year old daughter made me submit this... )
The feeling that you've heard this bull before
a bilingual chicken
Because they lactose.
Moo
Nothing. Cows don't have souls.
later a farmer came to chase them out so they all went hiding in the barnyard. The redhead hid with the pigs and said "oink" "oink", the brunette hid with the cows and said "moo" moo", and the blonde hid under a potato sack and said "potato" potato"
in the pasture. One turns to the other and says, "Although pi is usually abbreviated to five numbers, it actually goes on to infinity."
The second cow turns to the first and says: "Moo."
(stolen from Plato and a Platypus Walk into a Bar...)
he said "Nearest to bull starts?", I said "Baa," he said "Moo," I said "You're first then."
I'll make America great again
He says, Moo? Why did you say, 'Moo?'
The other dog answers, I'm trying to learn a foreign language.
Moo.
Moo
n0000000b!
Moo Moo Melon.
Must have deja moo
Me: "Why did the cow cross the road?"
Parent: "Wh-"
Me: "Moo!"
whatcha gonna moo?!
Moo gabby
So there are two cows eating grass in a paddock. One cow looks up and says "moo". The other cow says "hey, I was gonna say that!"
To moo the lawn
He tells the cow, don't moo.
I wanted to say that
Moo.
As told by my kid this morning.
Moo
molybdenum monoxide
MoO
They moo in mysterious waves
When you are sure you have heard this bullshit before.
The cow goes moo
The horse goes neigh
The dog goes woof
The pig goes "you have the right to remain silent"
Eeny, Meeny, Miney, and Moo.
A pig with an identity crisis.
The other cow replied "I was gonna say that!"
Sham moo.
A Moo - nwalker
So that he can, for a brief moment, escape the unbearable scream that is silence
Moo
cow head: moo moo moo moo moo moo moo.
cow herd: moo moo moo
all nodded in unison: a pen.
The Moo York Times
Moo Mitch, get out the hay
Moo Nay !
"Moo."
What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch?
"Moo."
What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence?
"Moo."
What did the cow say when she got hit by a train?
"Why does everything always happen to meeee?"
Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.
He went "bah" I went "moo"
he said "alright you're closest."
What do cows say?
Moo
What do sheep say?
Baa
And what do pigs say?
Do you know why I pulled you over?
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