Monument Jokes
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I should make a monument in my yard dedicated to the guy who killed h**....
What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common?
They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.
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Trump, walking and arguing with a critic, stops a random person in the street to ask their opinion on the matter at hand.
Trump: Sir, maybe you can settle something for us; what do YOU think of how I performed as president of the United States?
Random Guy: Monumental
Trump: Thank you sir, you've been very helpful!
(To the Critic) See?! What did I tell you?
Critic: uhhhhh...that guy was Jamaican.
Why are there ornamental cannons on the state house lawns?
They are a monument to the state employees. They don't work and are impossible to fire.
I was doing a crossword and asked my Jamaican friend for help
I asked him, "Hey, what's a 10 letter word for colossal or huge?"
He said, "Monumental!"
I replied, "No, I'm not."
Western tourist in North Korea
So a western journalist goes on a tour of North Korea. He flies in to Pyongyang, an officially government licensed tour guide shows him around. He sees all the wonderful stores and streets that the city has to offer, and then finally he comes to the magnificent 30-story tall Kim Jong Un monument.
"Wow this is very beautiful, you must be very proud of it!" he said
his tour guide nodded— "yes, we must be very proud."
Some nice Chinese couple gave me a very good camera down by the Washington Monument.
I didn't really understand what they were saying, but it was very nice of them.
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