Monty Jokes

Funniest Monty Short Jokes

Short monty jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The monty humour may include short smith jokes also.

1. I recently bought a copy of Monty Python's Big Red Book, but was later dismayed to find that I'd purchased the Spanish language version... Nobody expects the Spanish text edition.
2. What kind of neighborhood was Monty Python's Ministry of Silly Walks located in? A gaited community.
3. One of the Monty python team has invented an unmanned aircraft that does sky-writing that's spelled the same backwards as forwards... It's a Palin drone...
4. I remember this from a Monty Python "My dog has no nose!" Says one man. His friend asks "well how does he smell?" "Stinky!"
5. What were the favorite Linux text editors of 8 randomly selected Monty Python fans? vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, emacs, and vim.
6. When life gets you down, remember the immortal words of Monty Python. NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!
7. Monty Python scheduled to sing National Anthem for NFL London game However, officials pulled the plug at the last minute when it was revealed the comedians would be taking a Ni.
8. There are 2 types of people in this world The 66% who understand the Monty Hall problem and the 50% who don't.
9. What do corridors, snakes, and resistors have in common? Monty.
   Monty Hall, Monty Python, Monty Oum.
10. Q- A kid named Monty was born to black parents. What country citizenship will he get? A- Montenegro

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Monty One Liners

Which monty one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with monty? I can suggest the ones about kylie and trumpet.

1. What do you call a Monty Python-themed nightclub? The CopaCaerbannog
2. Quoting Monty Python and the Holy Grail is as easy as 1-2-5
3. What do you call Rowan Atkinson watching Monty Python? A jellybean.
4. What's a snakes favourite TV program ? Monty Python!

Monty Hall Jokes

Here is a list of funny monty hall jokes and even better monty hall puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Lockdown has me reconsidering the Monty Hall problem of three doors and two donkeys Because right now I'd much prefer to open the door for some a**....

Monty Python Jokes

Here is a list of funny monty python jokes and even better monty python puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Monty Python Funniest Joke Wenn ist das Nunstüc**... git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
• I oppose all this s**... on the television. I mean, I keep falling off.
  (credit to monty python)

Comical & Quirky Monty Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What funny jokes about monty you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean queue jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make monty pranks.