Montreal Jokes
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Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?
because they serve Poutine.
A patron in a Montreal restaurant turned on a tap in the washroom and got scalded
"This is an outrage," he complained. "The faucet marked 'C' gave me boiling water."
"But, Monsieur, 'C' stands for chaud – French for hot. You should know that if you live in Montreal."
"Wait a minute," roared the patron. "The other tap is also marked 'C'."
"Of course," said the manager. "It stands for cold. After all, Montreal is a bilingual city."
I saw an Irishman while visiting Montreal.
When I asked what he was doing there he replied I saw an advertisement that said Drink Canada Dry so I thought I'd give it a go.
What does Snoop Dogg eat when he visits Montreal?
Smoked Meat Every Day.
Why does Thomas Edison hate Ubisoft Montreal
Cause he didn't like AC
What do the Montreal Canadians drive?
Carrs.
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