Monster Mash Jokes
6 monster mash jokes and hilarious monster mash puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about monster mash that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Heartwarming Monster Mash Jokes that Make You Laugh
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A man and wife went to a new dance club...
The first song was "The Twist," so they did the twist.
The second song was "The Monster Mash," so they did the monster mash.
The third song was "Come on, Eileen." They were thrown out.
If you have s**... on Halloween, is it a monster mash or a graveyard smash?
Well it's only a graveyard smash if she's had a abortion
What do you call an awful Halloween night h**...?
The Monster Mash
When the girls sing "They did the mash" and then the guy chimes in with "They did the *monster* mash"
That's wolfmansplaining
Dracula was giving his son the birds and the bees talk.
Dracula: so when two monsters love each other very much,
Son: I know, they mash.
Drac: Yes! They do the monster mash!
Frankenstein's Monster - Dinner Troubles
**Frankenstein's Bride:** You never help me with dinner!
**Frankenstein:** I did the mash...
**Frankenstein's Bride:** DON'T YOU F\*\*\*ING DARE!
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