Monster High Jokes
4 monster high jokes and hilarious monster high puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about monster high that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Monster High Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good monster high joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Everyone pees in the pool...
But you do it once from the high dive and you're some sort of monster.
What do you call the Loch Ness monster on drugs
You're high ness
What do you call Dwayne Johnson's highly excited granite flying monster?
The Rock's rockin' rock roc.
An atheist was spending a quiet day fishing
when suddenly his boat was attacked by the Loch Ness monster. In one easy flip, the beast tossed him and his boat high into the air. Then it opened its mouth to s**... both.
As the man sailed head over heels, he cried out, Oh, my God! Please help me!
At once, the ferocious attack scene froze in place, and as the atheist hung in mid-air, a booming voice came down from the clouds, I thought you didn't believe in Me!
Come on God, give me a break!! the man pleaded. Two minutes ago I didn't believe in the LochNess monster either!
(Credit. The Joke Cafe)
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