Monster Energy Drink Jokes
6 monster energy drink jokes and hilarious monster energy drink puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about monster energy drink that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Monster Energy Drink Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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I bought a Monster energy drink for my wheelchair-ridden co-worker.
It's a shame we don't sell Red Bull, because who needs legs when you could have wings?
My wife was at an energy drinks shop.
She phoned me and said, "Would you like a Monster?"
I said, "No, thanks. I've already married one."
Senator Al Franken introduces a new hoppy flavor of energy drink with a thick foamy head.
However, it seems no one likes Franken's Stein Monster.
I didn't sleep very good last night...
So I put some Monster Energy drink in my coffee this morning. I got halfway to work before before I realised I forgot my car.
What do happens when you drink to much energy drinks?
You turn into a monster.
I just drank a monster energy drink and I'm still depressed but like, excitedly.
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