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Funniest Mons Short Jokes
Short mons jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mons humour may include short collection jokes also.
- Two frenchmen were strolling down a boulevard... When one of them gasped, "Mon Dieu - here come my wife and my mistress!"
"Sacre Bleu!" Exclaimed his friend. "I was about to say the same thing!" - Two Rastafarians go to the river in Egypt and one of them gets in and says "Ey, mon, me not get wet"; his friend replies "Ya right, mon, you in denial"
- My favorite character in the wizard of oz is the scarecrow. I mean, c'mon, its a no-brainer.
- So the Jamaican said to the Arab.. "Aye where you from? You from tha beach mon?" The Arab replied "Yemen!'
- So, I saw Simba walking today.. and he was walking too slow. So I told him "C'mon! Mufasa"!
Edited for a bit more for clarity.. - Went to a nice restaurant with my 10 year-old and ordered a pricey entree. She asked me how it was, and I said It's just how I make it at home . She said C'mon dad, it can't be that bad
- A Jamaican guy asks another Jamaican guy... "Hey mon, do you know what the thing that casts the shadow in a sundial is called?"
The other guy thinks for a moment and then responds: "Gnomon". - a Frenchman sneezed paint onto a canvas He showed it to a friend, who was astounded.
Who's responsible for this remarkable piece of work?
The Frenchman smiled and said, Mon nez - What do you call a short psychic that's just committed a crime? A small medium at large!
C'mon! - What did Bruce Wayne say to the hungry squirrel? YOU WANNA GET NUTS?
C'mon, let's get nuts.
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Mons One Liners
Which mons one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mons? I can suggest the ones about evolved and .
- My friend didn't believe me that Slash was in AC/DC C'mon he is right there in the middle
- What do rats like on their birthday? Mice cream and cake!
C'mon, you know the rules!! - What do you call it when a Jamaican chef cooks Hawaiian food? Poké, mon!
- Why did the Jamaican spice dealer turn his life around? Because he was a cinna-mon
- I don't get the term "Pansexual" I mean, I like bread as much as the next guy, but c'mon!
- How does a Jamaican close a prayer? Ayy mon'
- Hipster peer pressure... C'mon, no one else is doing it.
- What do you call Venus Williams' collection of Pokemon? The 'mons of venus.
- I'm gonna open a Jamaican poke fusion resturant Called Poke Mon
- What do you call a baboon that has no way to get into his house? A Mon
- What do you call an exasperated Rastafarian? Sigh-mon
- What do you get when your French and Spanish friends mix? Mon amigos
- What do you call a Jamaican spear wielding man? Pokey Mon
- How do you wake up a charizard in Jamaica? You Poke-em, Mon!
- What do you call a Jamaican spice trader? Cinna-Mon.
Hilarious Mons Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends
What funny jokes about mons you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mons pranks.
Are Monsters good at math?
Not unless you Count Dracula.
Happy Spooktober everyone.
Why are monsters hipsters?
Because they've been coming out of the closet since before it was cool.
Monster under the bed
Jim hears his son call his name, so he walks in his sons room. Jim's son, Howard says with a tremble in his voice, "Dad, there's a monster under my bed." Jim unconvinced walks to his son's bed and looks underneath. There he sees his son crying and startled as he whispers, "Dad, there's a monster sleeping in my bed." Jim falls backwards from the shock and comes to a sence of relief when he realised that he had forgotten that he had twins.
How many monsters can do basic math?
All of them, unless you count Dracula
There are three monsters that live in my house and steal all of my money,
I like to call them, the accidents, but my wife insists on calling them our children.
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Which monster likes w**... the most?
Medusa. She's a total s**....
Why don't Monsters eat Ghosts?
They taste like sheet!!
How do monsters watch TV?
They use a screaming service.
Which monster is best at paying attention to a speech?
Mummies. They sit there rapt.
What monster are miners scared of?
The canary wolf.
who do monsters buy their cookies from?
the ghoul scouts.
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Why was Frankensteins' monster always so angry?
He was all s**... up in the head
What does the monster put on his bagel?
Scream cheese!!!
What does Monsieur Homer say after spilling water on himself?
D'EAU!
What does a monster call his girlfriend?
What does a monster call his girlfriend?
Zom-bae
(... I'll leave now.)
Everyone in Monsters Inc. is gay.
They're in the closet.
There was a monster who ate properties...
He ate a lot.
What monsters are all the tools in the toolbox afraid of?
Vampliers
A climber made it to top of Mt Everest. Most were impressed, not astronomers.
They said climb Olympus Mons and send back radio signals. That signal will make us go WOW.
How do monsters like their eggs?
Terri- *fried*
What's the most monstrous rodent of them all?
The Chinzilla.
Why did the Monster Hunter bring their inhaler to fight Vaal Hazak?
"My asthma."
