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I choose to go to Marilyn's hotel room this night and do the naughty things, not because she is easy, but because I am hard.
Lincoln was elected into Congress in 1846.
JFK was elected into Congress in 1946.
Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
JFK was elected President in 1960.
Lincoln had a secretary named Kennedy.
Kennedy had a secretary named Lincoln.
A week before he died, Lincoln was in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before he died, Kennedy was in Marilyn Monroe.
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Credit goes to the play: The Complete History of America: Abridged
A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland. A week before Kennedy was shot, he was in Marilyn Monroe
A week before Kennedy was shot he was in Marilyn Monroe.
"Some men have greatness thrust upon them, some men thrust upon greatness."
JFK: I had to Jackie. Not because she was easy, but because I was hard
Einstein: "What if they get my looks and your brain?"
We now have the most attractive First Lady since Marilyn Monroe.
Clawing at the lid of her coffin.
Marilyn Monroe would've been the head of foreign affairs
Did JFK do Marilyn Monroe because she was easy? Or was it because he was hard?
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They both banged JFK
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