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What did JFK say before going to visit Marilyn Monroe?
I choose to go to Marilyn's hotel room this night and do the naughty things, not because she is easy, but because I am hard.
There are some eerie similarities between the assassinations of President Lincoln and Kennedy...
Lincoln was elected into Congress in 1846.
JFK was elected into Congress in 1946.
Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
JFK was elected President in 1960.
Lincoln had a secretary named Kennedy.
Kennedy had a secretary named Lincoln.
A week before he died, Lincoln was in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before he died, Kennedy was in Marilyn Monroe.
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Credit goes to the play: The Complete History of America: Abridged
There was one similarity between Lincoln and Kennedy's assassination that everyone overlooked...
A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland. A week before Kennedy was shot, he was in Marilyn Monroe
A week before Abraham Lincoln was shot he was in Monroe, Maryland...
A week before kennedy was shot he was in Marilyn Monroe.
What did JFK say after b**... Marilyn Monroe?
"Some men have greatness t**... upon them, some men t**... upon greatness."
Jackie: John, did you sleep with Marilyn Monroe?
JFK: I had to Jackie. Not because she was easy, but because I was hard
Marilyn Monroe suggests to Albert Einstein : "If you and I were to marry, our kids will be the smartest and most beautiful in all the world."
Einstein: "What if they get my looks and your brain?"
In other news....
We now have the most attractive First Lady since Marilyn Monroe.
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