Monoxide Jokes

Humoristic puns and funny pick up lines

My carbon monoxide detector won't stop beeping.

It's giving me a headache, and dizziness, and nausea.

I had to remove the battery from my carbon monoxide detector.

The constant beeping was giving me a headache and making me feel sick.

I took the batteries out of my carbon monoxide alarm today

The loud beeping was giving me a headache.

I had to take the batteries out of my carbon monoxide detector.

All the beeping was giving me a headache and making me sleepy.

I took the batteries out of my carbon monoxide detector today

The loud beeping was giving me a headache and making me feel sick and dizzy.

'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse...

I really should have invested in one of those carbon monoxide detectors.

I took the batteries out of my carbon monoxide alarm...

...the loud ringing noise from it was giving me a headache and making me dizzy.

I had to turn off my carbon monoxide detector...

...The constant beeping was giving me a headache and making me feel sick.

I unplugged my carbon monoxide detector from the wall today

All that beeping was giving me headaches and making me feel nauseous

I wish I knew how to turn off my carbon monoxide alarm....

It's been going off for about fifteen minutes and the noise is making really dizzy and lightheaded.

My carbon monoxide detector keeps beeping

It's really giving me a headache

I had to take the batteries out of my carbon monoxide detector

The constant beeping gave me a headache and made me feel sick.

I got rid of my carbon monoxide detector last night

The constant beeping was making me feel sick and dizzy.

I just took the batteries out of my carbon monoxide alarm

The loud beeping was giving me a raging headache and was making me feel sick and dizzy

How do you tell a chemist no?

Nitrogen Monoxide

Santa walks into a bar followed by 3 hydrogen monoxide molecules

HO HO HO

My carbon monoxide alarm went off in the middle of the night

It gave me a really bad headache, so I had to turn it off.

I've just had to take the batteries out of the Carbon Monoxide alarm

The loud beeping was giving me a headache and I was starting to feel sick and dizzy

A coworker made a joke about carbon monoxide poisoning…

I told him it was tasteless

So I Submitted an Article to the School Newspaper

The article was written on the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide. The article ended up being brought to the attention of the administrators. After about a month, the administration closed down the school due to "chemical risks." When the school reopened, it was disconnected from all water lines.

People told me to get a carbon monoxide alarm....

But all it's doing is beeping and giving me a headache

Dihydrogen Monoxide

Only about 1 out of 10 people will recognize the reference and get a chuckle out of it. The other half probably won't get the second joke either.

What's a cow's favorite chemical?

molybdenum monoxide

MoO

Why does carbon monoxide smell like

fjbsjko

I took the battery out of my carbon monoxide detector.

It was annoying me with that infernal beeping noise.

I had to remove the battery from my carbon monoxide detector.

Didn't want it waking the wife and kids.

What chemical compound prevails over constant negative press?

Carbon monoxide vanadium di-iron

I was in class one day..

I was in class one day and my my teacher asked me a question

Teacher: can you give me the chemical formula for nitrogen monoxide?

Me: NO

"Hydrogen Monoxide! Hydrogen Monoxide! Hydrogen Monoxide!" shouted Santa.

*Asking the Chemistry teacher to play Santa this year seemed to have backfired*

I took the batterys out of my carbon monoxide detector.

It was beeping the whole week, and my roof told me to.

My ex-girlfriend is just like hydrogen monoxide

They are both unstable HOs.

Alexa make me feel good.

Ok. Releasing Carbon Monoxide.

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