Monopoly Jokes

Funniest Monopoly Short Jokes

Short monopoly jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The monopoly humour may include short board game jokes also.

1. Monopoly is fun but it has some really old stuff that isn't valid anymore. There's free parking, a luxury tax and rich people can actually go to jail.
2. There should be a millennial edition of Monopoly where you just walk around the board paying rent, never able to buy anything.
3. You can tell monopoly's an old game... ...because there's a luxury tax and rich people can go to jail
4. I beat my wife and she immediately divorced me. Some people take Monopoly way too seriously.
5. Remember in Monopoly, when some insufferable kids couldn't agree who was banker, they'd refuse to play completely? Welcome to the shutdown...
6. My Brother took going to jail really badly. He refused food or drink. He spat and swore at anyone who came near him, and started throwing things.
   We never played Monopoly again.
7. I've always suspected my wife was cheating. Yesterday I found the evidence I was looking for... She kept the monopoly money hidden in the cushion of the couch.
8. Do you know the Greek version of Monopoly? It's called Monopoulos and you just borrow all the money from the bank.
   Everyone loses.
9. A guy walks into a Bar And asks for a beer.
   The bartender: 'do you want a normal beer or a no-alcohol?'
   'It depends. Do you want normal money or Monopoly's?'
10. What does Monopoly and this sub have in common? Both keep reusing the same ideas and people still buy it.

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Monopoly One Liners

Which monopoly one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with monopoly? I can suggest the ones about lottery and franchise.

1. Why can't two women play monopoly together? There's only one iron.
2. If I had a dollar for every gender I would have two dollars and a lot of monopoly money.
3. I was asked to help design the first Monopoly board... I thought, I'll give it a Go.
4. Wanna play Trump's new Monopoly game? Every place you land says *Go Directly to Jail*.
5. I just found a monopoly set without instructions. What are the chances?
6. I hate monopoly! My dad always beats me! Its probably because I always win.
7. I'm angry that only one company makes the game monopoly.
8. I was asked why I put my valuables in a Monopoly board game box. Better safe than SORRY!
9. The weird thing about the game Monopoly Is that only one company can make it.
10. The Wright Way "I think it is wrong that one company makes Monopoly."
    -Steven Wright
11. Idea for a board game BONOPOLY - Similar to Monopoly, but where the streets have no name.
12. What do you call forty geeks playing Monopoly? Microsoft.
13. What is Mark Zuckerberg's favorite VR game? Monopoly
14. When it comes to board games about buying real estate... Hasbro really has the Monopoly.
15. My nickname in bed is monopoly Because I take two hours to finish

Monopoly Game Jokes

Here is a list of funny monopoly game jokes and even better monopoly game puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My wife was in jail, so I decided to go for the conjugal visit, which caused her parents to start freaking out... Best game of Monopoly ever!
• If all diplomatic issues could be solved with a board game like monopoly, we wouldn't see the current levels violence in the world. No, they'd be *way* higher.
• I was investing in Monopoly games Until I realized that there is no real money in them
• What's the EU's least favourite game? Monopoly
• Everything in Life, I learned from a board game Monopoly.
• Did you hear that they removed some Monopoly game pieces? I guess they were thimbles of an older time.
• I caught my wife cheating with the neighbor last night They are both banned from being the banker during monopoly game night now.
  That will teach them to sleep together.
• "Ohana" means family, and family means that no Monopoly game can ever finish well.
• There is Deadpool Monopoly, Sea World Monopoly, Simpson's Monopoly.... It's like they monopolized the board games industry
• Don't Invite Satan Over To Play Board Games... ...because last time I did it, he took the dice we used to play Monopoly.
  Now I have a pair of dice lost.

Monopoly Jail Jokes

Here is a list of funny monopoly jail jokes and even better monopoly jail puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• When I went to jail, i walked up to the biggest guy and punched him as hard as I could. That's the last time my dad played monopoly with me.
• Why am I in the jail for no reason? Because I'm in the Monopoly Board Game! And I landed in Go To Jail to jail me for no reason!

Monopoly Board Game Jokes

Here is a list of funny monopoly board game jokes and even better monopoly board game puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What's Joseph Stalins least favourite board game? Monopoly.

Monopoly Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter

What funny jokes about monopoly you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean economy jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make monopoly pranks.