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31 monopoly jail jokes and hilarious monopoly jail puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about monopoly jail that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Monopoly Jail Short Jokes

Short monopoly jail jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The monopoly jail humour may include short monopoly game jokes also.

  1. Monopoly is fun but it has some really old stuff that isn't valid anymore. There's free parking, a luxury tax and rich people can actually go to jail.
  2. You can tell monopoly's an old game... ...because there's a luxury tax and rich people can go to jail
  3. You can tell Monopoly is an old game... ...because there's free parking, a luxury tax and rich people can actually go to jail.
  4. My Brother took going to jail really badly. He refused food or drink. He spat and swore at anyone who came near him, and started throwing things.
    We never played Monopoly again.
  5. Do you know how you can tell Monopoly's an old game? ...it has a luxury tax and rich people can actually go to jail.
  6. Monopoly is amazing but it has some pretty old stuff that one can't relate to anymore I mean there is free parking, a luxury tax and rich people can actually go to jail.
  7. The game monopoly is fin, but has some major out of date stuff. There's free parking, a luxury tax, you can actually afford to pay rent, and rich people can actually go to jail.
  8. My wife was in jail, so I decided to go for the conjugal visit, which caused her parents to start freaking out... Best game of Monopoly ever!
  9. When I went to jail, i walked up to the biggest guy and punched him as hard as I could. That's the last time my dad played monopoly with me.
  10. Why am I in the jail for no reason? Because I'm in the Monopoly Board Game! And I landed in Go To Jail to jail me for no reason!

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Monopoly Jail One Liners

Which monopoly jail one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with monopoly jail? I can suggest the ones about monopoly and jail.

  1. Wanna play Trump's new Monopoly game? Every place you land says *Go Directly to Jail*.
  2. I almost got r**... in jail ... My family takes monopoly way too seriously.
  3. Me: I was r**... in jail mom ... Dad's taking Monopoly too seriously

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about monopoly jail can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of monopoly jail puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Monopoly Jail Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about monopoly jail you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean jail cell jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make monopoly jail prank.

Been in Jail for 5 minutes and I've already been r**... twice...

I really need to stop playing monopoly with my uncle.

I've been in jail for only 10 minutes and I have already been r**... and beaten 3 times...

This is definitely the last time I play monopoly with my dad

My brother went to jail. He didn't take it very well. He was yelling insults and attacking everyone, he even threw his f**... on the wall.

I don't think we will play Monopoly with him again.

My brother took going to jail really badly.

He refused all offers of food and drink, spat and swore at anyone who came near him and smeared the walls with his own f**.... After that, we never played Monopoly again.

I'm playing Monopoly with Donald Trump and Hilary Clinton...

Trump grabbed Community Chest as fast as he could, is building hotels on properties he doesn't really own and is refusing to pay income tax
Clinton started out with a house on Illinois Ave, somehow always has a "Get out of jail free" card and keeps saying she respects any opponent holding Vermont Ave
However, in the end, I have a feeling neither will be satisfied until they get a house on Pennsylvania Ave

Just a little update on the situation with my son because some of you have been fairly concerned.

He has taken going to jail pretty hard. He is refusing all food, spitting and screaming at everyone and is threatening violence at anyone who comes near him. He has smeared the walls with his s**... and is refusing to wear any clothes.
As a family we are united in our decision not to play Monopoly with him ever again.

I've been to jail five times and got r**... twice

I'm starting to dislike playing Monopoly with my dad.

I've been in jail for less than an hour and I've already been r**... twice!

This is the LAST time I play monopoly with my dad

I was r**... within the first five minutes of being in jail

That's the last time I play Monopoly with my dad

I'll never forget the Christmas Eve my father went to jail.

It didn't take long before he got violent, abusive, screaming and thrashing around, smearing f**... on the walls...
I'll never play Monopoly with him again.

My brother got all his properties taken way and thrown in jail last night

When he was in jail he threw f**... all over the walls..
That was the last time we played monopoly.

My brother took going to jail pretty hard. He refused all offers of food and drink, spat and swore at everyone who passed by, and smeared his own f**... all over the walls...

Needless to say we'll never play Monopoly again..

Two guys are drinking in a bar and one says, "Man, I've really had it with my brother in law."

The 2nd guy asks what happened, and the 1st guy tells him, "He had to go to jail last night and he went nuts. He fought, kicked, screamed, and flung a handful of f**... on the wall." The 2nd guy says, "Man he really sounds like a piece of work." The 1st guy says, "Yeah, that's the last time we invite him over to play Monopoly."

I went to jail for 5 minutes and got beaten 3 times and r**... once

I'm never playing monopoly with my dad again

My brother got sent to jail

He wasn't taking it very well, and got quite angry. He started destroying houses in my street and finally stopped when he got to the hotel.
That's the last time I play monopoly with him.

I've been in jail for 20 minutes and I've already been r**... 3 times...

I should probably stop playing monopoly with my uncle.

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