Monopoly Jail Jokes
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Funniest Monopoly Jail Short Jokes
Short monopoly jail jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The monopoly jail humour may include short monopoly game jokes also.
- Monopoly is fun but it has some really old stuff that isn't valid anymore. There's free parking, a luxury tax and rich people can actually go to jail.
- You can tell monopoly's an old game... ...because there's a luxury tax and rich people can go to jail
- My Brother took going to jail really badly. He refused food or drink. He spat and swore at anyone who came near him, and started throwing things.
We never played Monopoly again. - My wife was in jail, so I decided to go for the conjugal visit, which caused her parents to start freaking out... Best game of Monopoly ever!
- When I went to jail, i walked up to the biggest guy and punched him as hard as I could. That's the last time my dad played monopoly with me.
- Why am I in the jail for no reason? Because I'm in the Monopoly Board Game! And I landed in Go To Jail to jail me for no reason!
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Monopoly Jail One Liners
Which monopoly jail one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with monopoly jail? I can suggest the ones about monopoly and jail.
- Wanna play Trump's new Monopoly game? Every place you land says *Go Directly to Jail*.
- I almost got r**... in jail ... My family takes monopoly way too seriously.
- Me: I was r**... in jail mom ... Dad's taking Monopoly too seriously
Monopoly Jail Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about monopoly jail you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jail cell jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make monopoly jail pranks.
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Been in Jail for 5 minutes and I've already been r**... twice...
I really need to stop playing monopoly with my uncle.
I'm playing Monopoly with Donald Trump and Hilary Clinton...
Trump grabbed Community Chest as fast as he could, is building hotels on properties he doesn't really own and is refusing to pay income tax
Clinton started out with a house on Illinois Ave, somehow always has a "Get out of jail free" card and keeps saying she respects any opponent holding Vermont Ave
However, in the end, I have a feeling neither will be satisfied until they get a house on Pennsylvania Ave
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Just a little update on the situation with my son because some of you have been fairly concerned.
He has taken going to jail pretty hard. He is refusing all food, spitting and screaming at everyone and is threatening violence at anyone who comes near him. He has smeared the walls with his s**... and is refusing to wear any clothes.
As a family we are united in our decision not to play Monopoly with him ever again.
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I'll never forget the Christmas Eve my father went to jail.
It didn't take long before he got violent, abusive, screaming and thrashing around, smearing f**... on the walls...
I'll never play Monopoly with him again.
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My brother got all his properties taken way and thrown in jail last night
When he was in jail he threw f**... all over the walls..
That was the last time we played monopoly.
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Two guys are drinking in a bar and one says, "Man, I've really had it with my brother in law."
The 2nd guy asks what happened, and the 1st guy tells him, "He had to go to jail last night and he went nuts. He fought, kicked, screamed, and flung a handful of f**... on the wall." The 2nd guy says, "Man he really sounds like a piece of work." The 1st guy says, "Yeah, that's the last time we invite him over to play Monopoly."
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I went to jail for 5 minutes and got beaten 3 times and r**... once
I'm never playing monopoly with my dad again
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My brother went jail and got r**......
And now he's never playing monopoly with me or my family again.