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Monopoly Board Game Jokes

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I was asked why I put my valuables in a Monopoly board game box.

Better safe than SORRY!

Idea for a board game

BONOPOLY - Similar to Monopoly, but where the streets have no name.

If all diplomatic issues could be solved with a board game like monopoly, we wouldn't see the current levels violence in the world.

No, they'd be *way* higher.

When it comes to board games about buying real estate...

Hasbro really has the Monopoly.

Everything in Life, I learned from a board game

Monopoly.

There is Deadpool Monopoly, Sea World Monopoly, Simpson's Monopoly....

It's like they monopolized the board games industry

Don't Invite Satan Over To Play Board Games...

...because last time I did it, he took the dice we used to play Monopoly.
Now I have a pair of dice lost.

Why am I in the jail for no reason?

Because I'm in the Monopoly Board Game! And I landed in Go To Jail to jail me for no reason!

What's Joseph Stalins least favourite board game?

Monopoly.

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