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Monologue Jokes

7 monologue jokes and hilarious monologue puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about monologue that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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I watched so many programming tutorial videos in college

My inner monologue started developing an Indian accent

Useful Metric Equivalents

* 1 million microphones = 1 megaphone
* 1 million bicycles = 2 megacycles
* 2000 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbirds
* 52 = 1 decacards
* 1/2 lavatory = 1 demijohn
* 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche
* 435.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
* 10 rations = 1 decoration
* 10 millipede = 1 centipede
* 3 1/3 tridents = 1 decadent
* 10 monologues = 5 dialogues
* 2 monograms = 1 diagram
* 8 nickels = 2 paradigms
Edit - formatting

In Florida, a couple has been accused of making m**... in a public library.

Isn't that crazy? Florida has a library.
-Conan Monologue June 12, 2014

My dyslexic support group held a slam poetry competition

Doug got first with a great piece about racial tensions in America.
Anna got second with a touching monologue about women's rights.
I got third by smashing an urn.

I asked a scientist what the darkest material on earth was...

He said, Sarah Silverman's monologue.

What did the stand-up group from Saskatchewan call themselves?

The Regina Monologues.

Why don't asian parents like Hamlet?

Because the monologue should be "To A or not to A"


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