Monogamy Jokes

Funniest Monogamy Short Jokes

Short monogamy jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The monogamy humour may include short polygamy jokes also.

1. A boy to his dad: "What's polygamy?" "It's having a wife too much", he says.
   "And what is monogamy?"
   "... the same"
2. Monogamy is having one spouse. Polygamy is having more than one spouse. Monopolygamy is marrying the Monopoly Guy.
3. A Wrong Answer While doing a crossword puzzle, I asked for my husband's help.
   "The word is eight letters long and starts with m, and the clue is 'tiresome sameness.'"
   "Monogamy," he answered
4. The difference between polygamy and monogamy. Polygamy is having too many wives, but monogamy is having one wife too many.
5. There's nothing I love more than monogamy and mahogany. I've been having s**... with the same coffee table for 15 years.

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Monogamy One Liners

Which monogamy one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with monogamy? I can suggest the ones about bigamy and marriage.

1. My wife isn't a big believer in monogamy As it turns out.
2. Bigamy is having one wife too many. Some say monogamy is the same.
3. It's no coincidence that monogamy sounds so much like monotony.
4. why should every husband have a mistress? To break the monogamy.
5. Bigamy is having too many wives But so is monogamy.
6. What is a priest's favorite board game? Monogamy
7. Considering the typical male and monogamy - It could only work with a transformer
8. Monogamy First, do no h**....
9. Monogamy is difficult. I can't get one girl to have s**... with me.

Comical & Quirky Monogamy Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What funny jokes about monogamy you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean married life jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make monogamy pranks.