Mono Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Mono jokes. There are some mono remaster jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these mono tweetable puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Silly & Ridiculous Mono Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter

Monopoly is fun but it has some really old stuff that isn't valid anymore.

There's free parking, a luxury tax and rich people can actually go to jail.

You can tell Monopoly is an old game...

...because there's free parking, a luxury tax and rich people can actually go to jail.

Monorails make decent one-liners

Monopoly is amazing but it has some pretty old stuff that one can't relate to anymore

I mean there is free parking, a luxury tax and rich people can actually go to jail.

What does Monopoly and this sub have in common?

Both keep reusing the same ideas and people still buy it.

Monogamy is having one spouse. Polygamy is having more than one spouse.

Monopolygamy is marrying the Monopoly Guy.

if I caught mono twice...

Would it become stereo?

Mono joke, if I caught mono twice...

What do you call an old sound technician with one arm?



I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.

Are you a monosaccharide?

'Cause sugar, you're basic.


First, do no harem.

You can explore mono syphilis reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean mono poly dad jokes. There are also mono puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

These twins I knew in high school both got mono...

They got stereo

I'm afraid I got mono.

I'm a monoatheist -

there is only One God, and I don't believe in Him.

What do American school canteens season their food with?

Mono Sodium Shoot-ya-mates

Monogamy is difficult.

I can't get one girl to have sex with me.

Mono joke, Monogamy is difficult.


I never thought that monopoly is such a realistic game until I saw Greece selling it's airport

What did one monochromator say to another?

Hey, wanna get blazed?

I'm really tired all the time, I think I have stereo...

It's like I have mono times two

I could tell it was a Monopoly board from the word Go

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the mono sardine puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working mono infectious piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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