Mono Jokes
28 mono jokes and hilarious mono puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mono that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Mono Short Jokes
Short mono jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mono humour may include short monkey jokes also.
- What did the inert gases do when they discovered they were mono-atomic? They won a noble prize
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Mono One Liners
Which mono one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mono? I can suggest the ones about phony and memo.
- How does a tree express its feelings on a stage? Through a mono-log
- if I caught mono twice... Would it become stereo?
- What do you call an old sound technician with one arm? Mono.
- How does a whale get around town? The Mono-whale!
(Written by yours truly at age ten) - These twins I knew in high school both got mono... They got stereo
- I'm afraid I got mono.
- What do you call a single mother's period? A mono-mom's pause.
- What do American school canteens season their food with? Mono Sodium Shoot-ya-mates
- What's the most viral business model? MONO-poly
- I'm really tired all the time, I think I have stereo... It's like I have mono times two
- My stereo is ill... Doctor, Doctor,
I think my stereo has mono! - Why do indians shop alone? Cause they mono-browse
- The king once had a sore t**... It was then he began his mono-arc
Silly & Ridiculous Mono Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter
What funny jokes about mono you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean poly jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mono pranks.
Monopoly is fun but it has some really old stuff that isn't valid anymore.
There's free parking, a luxury tax and rich people can actually go to jail.
Monorails make decent one-liners
What does Monopoly and this sub have in common?
Both keep reusing the same ideas and people still buy it.
What do you call the monobrow of a boxer?
A punchline.
Monogamy is having one spouse. Polygamy is having more than one spouse.
Monopolygamy is marrying the Monopoly Guy.
Are you a monosaccharide?
'Cause sugar, you're basic.
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Monogamy
First, do no h**....
I'm a monoatheist -
there is only One God, and I don't believe in Him.
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Monogamy is difficult.
I can't get one girl to have s**... with me.
Monopoly
I never thought that monopoly is such a realistic game until I saw Greece selling it's airport
