Silly & Ridiculous Mono Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter
Monopoly is fun but it has some really old stuff that isn't valid anymore.
There's free parking, a luxury tax and rich people can actually go to jail.
You can tell Monopoly is an old game...
...because there's free parking, a luxury tax and rich people can actually go to jail.
Monorails make decent one-liners
Monopoly is amazing but it has some pretty old stuff that one can't relate to anymore
I mean there is free parking, a luxury tax and rich people can actually go to jail.
What does Monopoly and this sub have in common?
Both keep reusing the same ideas and people still buy it.
Monogamy is having one spouse. Polygamy is having more than one spouse.
Monopolygamy is marrying the Monopoly Guy.
if I caught mono twice...
Would it become stereo?
What do you call an old sound technician with one arm?
Mono.
Monopoly
I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.
Are you a monosaccharide?
'Cause sugar, you're basic.
Monogamy
First, do no harem.
You can explore mono syphilis reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean mono poly dad jokes. There are also mono puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
These twins I knew in high school both got mono...
They got stereo
I'm afraid I got mono.
I'm a monoatheist -
there is only One God, and I don't believe in Him.
What do American school canteens season their food with?
Mono Sodium Shoot-ya-mates
Monogamy is difficult.
I can't get one girl to have sex with me.
Monopoly
I never thought that monopoly is such a realistic game until I saw Greece selling it's airport
What did one monochromator say to another?
Hey, wanna get blazed?
I'm really tired all the time, I think I have stereo...
It's like I have mono times two
