The Best 12 Monkey Pox Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Monkey Pox jokes. There are some monkey pox jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these monkey pox puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Monkey Pox Jokes and Puns

I must have that new Monkey Pox virus

I think Im going bananas

Did you hear that people on Facebook are already freaking out about a monkey pox vaccine?

The think it’ll have a microchimp.

The internet seems to be going ape over monkey pox.

It's a jungle out there!

I'm vaccinated against chicken pox AND monkey pox.

I'm 2Pox Secure.

I must have that new Monkey Pox virus !

I think Im going bananas


Most of your days spent picking nits out of your fur.

Chills and fever-induced sweating will help you beat the heat all summer

You're automatically entered in the World Health Organization's raffle for a new 2003 Pontiac Vibe

Monkeys have them, and everyone loves monkeys, no?

When you have monkey pox.

It is always exciting to hear a doctor say, Dear God what the hell is that?

Take a sip of a friend's Coke and say, Oh yeah, I have monkeypox.

That means free Coke!

You can explore monkey pox reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean monkey pox dad jokes. There are also monkey pox puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


What's so good to have a monkey pox ?

It's like smallpox but monkey-er

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the monkey pox jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working monkey pox piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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