Monkey Pox Jokes
22 monkey pox jokes and hilarious monkey pox puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about monkey pox that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Monkey pox jokes are the perfect way to add some fun and laughter to your day. These jokes are sure to get you chuckling, and they may even help you learn more about this serious medical condition.
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Funniest Monkey Pox Short Jokes
Short monkey pox jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The monkey pox humour may include short chicken pox jokes also.
- Did you hear that people on Facebook are already freaking out about a monkey pox vaccine? The think it’ll have a microchimp.
- You're automatically entered in the World Health Organization's raffle for a new 2003 Pontiac v**...
- When you have monkey pox. It is always exciting to hear a doctor say, Dear God what the h**... is that?
- A man tests positive for Covid, h**..., and monkey pox after trip to Spain. When asked how his luck could be so bad he said it's contagious
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Monkey Pox One Liners
Which monkey pox one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with monkey pox? I can suggest the ones about measles and polio.
- I must have that new Monkey Pox virus I think Im going bananas
- The internet seems to be going ape over monkey pox. It's a jungle out there!
- I'm vaccinated against chicken pox AND monkey pox. I'm 2Pox Secure.
- I must have that new Monkey Pox virus ! I think Im going bananas
- Most of your days spent picking nits out of your fur.
- Chills and fever-induced sweating will help you beat the heat all summer
- Monkeys have them, and everyone loves monkeys, no?
- Take a sip of a friend's Coke and say, Oh yeah, I have monkeypox. That means free Coke!
- What's so good to have a monkey pox ? It's like smallpox but monkey-er
Entertaining Monkey Pox Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone
What funny jokes about monkey pox you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean swine flu jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make monkey pox pranks.